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His little shirt

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SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 14:30

DH picked a shirt from my Next catalogue and I went to pick it up for him. He was at work. So I sent him a picture and said I'd picked up his little shirt (it was for a night out). His mate saw the message and laughed at him and later on sent him a photo of the shirt we was wearing for the night out and said "here is my little tattoo showing shirt".

DH says I've made him a laughing stock but the Dawn doctor often picks up clothes etc for her DH and he doesn't react like this.

OP posts:
rupert23 · 14/05/2017 17:37

Who is dawn doctor does she have tattoos and a next small shirt on

Teardropexplodes · 14/05/2017 17:39

His little shirt?!!! Is he a toddler? It does make you sound like his mum.

derxa · 14/05/2017 17:40

He still says I was out of order but says we can draw a line under it now Grin Grin That's great. I wish I knew what you were drawing a line under.

Janey50 · 14/05/2017 17:43

You've lost me.....

SestraClone · 14/05/2017 17:45

These threads are so tedious now

SaltySalt · 14/05/2017 17:48

These threads are so tedious now

Op has explained why it was so jumbled.

MycatsaPirate · 14/05/2017 17:51

Joking aside, your DH sounds like a complete dick.

ParmaViolets17 · 14/05/2017 17:53

I call my colleagues things like Aussie John, Vague Jason and Funny Sarah. Much more sensible.

Get well soon OP. Your DH sounds a bit humourless. You, however, sound funny. In a good way!

CheersMedea · 14/05/2017 17:55

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross Sun 14-May-17 15:00:18

The introduction of Dean's ratios doesn't really make it all clear, you know.

OnlyLivingBoy - thank you. I read this and started laughing. Properly laughed out loud. A small chuckle if you will. But then I read these highlights and ended up not being able to breath with tears in my eyes.

Why is everyone obsessed with the Doctor? It's just a doctor that looks like Dawn

SadEyedPete Sun 14-May-17 15:41:18
I mentioned hospital and engineering in response to questions asking where DH and I work. The doctor's real name isn't Dawn, she just looks like Dawn and I don't know her name so I call her the Dawn Doctor. It's only the same as when people say "the Sadie nurse" etc - it's just come across confusing as it's on here rather than face to face. I mentioned tattoos because Dean did (in his text to DH) as they all like to compare what they're wearing.

NoCapes Sun 14-May-17 15:42:15

the Sadie nurse yep I say that all the time Hmm Grin

NavyandWhite Sun 14-May-17 15:42:56
Christ alive.

. . .

SadEyedPete Sun 14-May-17 17:13:43
The Sadie nurse IS a nurse but actual Sadie isn't. She works for environmental health

SaltySalt · 14/05/2017 17:56

vague Jason 😂

Code42 · 14/05/2017 18:01

Thank fuck for Cheers- now I am clear on Dr Dawn and Dean's ratios Grin

QuietNinjaTardis · 14/05/2017 18:05

It's definitely Sharon. So long as I one is t-rexing then you'll be alreet.

QuietNinjaTardis · 14/05/2017 18:06

Or *no one is t-rexing instead.

CheersMedea · 14/05/2017 18:08

ParmaViolets

Do you call Vague Jason that to his face? In meetings?

"I'd be interested to know what Vague Jason's views are on this? What do you say there Vague? I mean Jason"

redrobinblue · 14/05/2017 18:15

SADIE FROM ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH! 😂

CheersMedea · 14/05/2017 18:18

Am I the only one who though that the Dawn Doctor was some kind of shaman?

CheersMedea · 14/05/2017 18:18

Who only operated in the early hours?

CheerBreeder · 14/05/2017 18:23

Nearly as confusing as the fly space and flight seat

clumsyduck · 14/05/2017 18:26

I feel like iv entered an alternate universe

rightwhine · 14/05/2017 18:42

Are you quite fond of sad Pete who works at the hospital? I'm not sure I'd choose my user name after some random colleague who happens to have sad eyes.

rightwhine · 14/05/2017 18:46

Can someone link to the space fly thread please

Alison100199 · 14/05/2017 18:48

I hope you feel better soon OP and thanks for making me laugh so much tonight. This and fly space/flight seat have been very entertaining. Hope you get on OK with your DP though as it doesn't sound too healthy a relationship.

TheDawnDoctor · 14/05/2017 18:53

I don't have tattoos or a small shirt on Sad

OkPedro · 14/05/2017 18:56

cheersmedea 😂😂 Poor Jason!

FaFoutis · 14/05/2017 19:01

Maybe Pete could replace miserable littleshirt DH at some point in the future.