to put Bonjela on my fanjo? *warning - bit sporny*

[Laiste]

in order to numb this (small pea sized) lump enough to lance and squeeze the bugger!

Tried yesterday and it was so eye wateringly painful but i only got a bit of clear watery stuff out. There's obviously more to it.

I think it's a great idea! Bonjela's ok in the mouth so it'll be ok down there yes?

Thank you, OP, for bringing this thread into our lives

Do not Google carbuncle!

I had one HUMDINGER of a carbuncle about a year or so ago. It took me and DP over a week to squeeze the fuck out of it drain it.

It was soooooo satisfying. Less so for DP
as he had to cover himself with a towel to prevent getting covered in gunk

Amazing thread OP!

Quick link to Sporner Corner:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sporner_corner

I love this thread. I'm so jealous of all you people with giant popping cysts

Thanks for the update!
Have any of you watched Dr.Pimplepopper on YouTube? Lots of lovely sporn on there!

Somewhere near the Welsh/English border hopefully thatstoast. Total relocation - we're Warks/Northants at the mo. Just can't stay local, it's beautiful here but the house prices are crazy and we need to get out of renting. Bit depressed after last night, need to buck up.

Anyway! Thanks to all on the thread though. This has been a laugh. Love a good sporn vid myself. Worse one i've seen was draining a horses boil. Almost too much even for me.

DH has provided my two most memorable RL sporn moments. One was a solid lump the size of my little finger nail which came out whole easily from near his shoulder blade, and the other was a big nasty bugger near his spine. That one took two goes over two evenings to empty. It actually made noises and drew ooohs and ahhhhs from the older DDs. Young sporners in the making

Fanjo lump is looking much the same as it did last night. Bit red. Bit flatter. Doesn't hurt unless i poke it. I think i've beaten it into submission. I'd do the Bonjela again if i got another. Stung like fuck at first but it did numb it well for the needle bit and the first bit of squeezing.

Never mind Dr Pimple Popper, look at Josefa Reina instead. 8)

Thanks for the link to Sporners Corner, but, for future liplicking reference, where is it located? I have looked under Other Stuff, Health, and Fun and Games, but no sign of it.

It's in In The Club tricky :)

trickyD it can be found under the 'in the club' heading.

Thank you, Laiste and Snickety, found it . I still think 'Fun and Games' would have been a better spot for it.

Another vote for hot bath. Hot as you can bear!

Just RTFT. That pause between lancing and the debrief was a tense, thumb-aching scroll!

It's yours, do what you like with it!

Loving all the fanjos, banjos and weird growths!
What is 'sporn' please?

Sporn is Spot Porn, enjoying watching things pop, puss and peel!

I ended up in hospital for week and had 5 surgeries because of a bartholin abscess. trust me, that shit isn't fun.

Ok, you don't know it's a Barts cyst. From experience and a few trips to the doctor I was advised that there are lots of (sweat) glands and stuff down there, glands that can get blocked and produce spots just like anywhere else. It might need antibiotics...

...what I'm saying is 'get it looked at by a doctor'

How's the Fanjo today OP?

My best (worst?) was when my dad had a boil on his neck. He'd covered it and put black ointment on it. Mum was not a sporner (spot porn Sim) so was left to me. It was fecking hot and I'd got a little top on (important-lots of flesh bare). He was pulling it apart (best way) and I said ""ooo there's a bit of lint stuck to it" which I pulled at. It was the core and I was then showered in stinky horribleness. Then all the thick shite came out. I then ran to the shower where I stayed for an hour.

Thanks, BillyB !

MNHQ can this get moved to Sporners Corner or nominated for classics please?

I have had a couple of small ingrown bikini line fanjo spots and an infected side fingernail (which my mum told me to be careful with, she knew someone who died of a septic finger ).

My brother gets infected finger nail things all the time apparently and got a green infected finger as a child, I still recall seeing it. No idea what happened to it.

Ahh. This is one of my favourite threads ever. "Fond sporning memories"

I get cysts around my groin now and again, they hurt like a bitch but my best worst one was some 15 years ago, had a massive cyst on the crease of my inner thigh and fanjo, along with a large and also very painful pile (lovely, I know), it was agonising and I'd spent the day in bed feeling sorry for myself.

Went to the loo to have a check on it, gently touched my thigh to pull the skin round so I could see it and it did a cartoon zit pop and shot out on the side of the loo, so much white gunk and then a fair bit of blood. I was a little bit traumatised after, but the relief!