two out of three reviewers have given it five stars
Is this the sort of thing Magpie?
"As an anti-chat-up device this dress has no equal. Blokes who have been making my life a misery , by following me round the office, drooling, are now starting to dive into cupboards at my approach. Life is so much pleasanter. Thank you M&S"
"We have been bothered with rows trying to devour our baby guinea pigs. It was murder. I bought this dress in the largest size, and hung it on the washing line. The crows are all sitting clustered on the shed roof, huddled together in terror. There are also five cats and a milkman up there. All of them are crying. Our guinea piggies are safe, but we haven't had any cornflakes for three days . . . "
"My MIL is a narcissistic interfering old baggage with no sense of taste. Nothing I do is tight in her beady little eyes. I chose this stylish little number as a gift for her birthday. She loves it! (Huzzah! I did something right!) However, the fact that she is prepared to go out in public in it has meant that at last the rest of the family can see just haw bring bloody mad the old bat it, and it has greatly reduced her malevolent influence over us all. Well done, M&S!"
These may all be genuine reviews, you know.