Can I have a prize for the worst dress seen so far this spring

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I stood in the entrance of M&S for 5 minutes this morning just trying to imagine anyone who this would suit.
It's polyester as well so you couldn't even say it would be good in a heatwave.
www.marksandspencer.com/tie-back-flared-sleeve-tunic-dress/p/p22507211?image=SD_01_T42_2835_A0_X_EC_90&color=PINK&prevPage=plp&pdpredirect

I think they are trying to channel Natalie Portman's Oscar dress .........and failing miserably.

I was coming on to link the Bardot shit dress!

Sorry I mean shift dress

I think fashion has finally eaten itself! On the plus side, think of how much money we'll all save by not buying this Crap...

I noticed a poster with that on, in one store, describing it as a flattering sleeve!

I saw a thick polyester satin top in the big Newcastle store that hung like a lampshade on the mannequins it was on. Will have to see if I can find it.

Ha ha. And we wonder why M&S are going down the pan?
They should get Diane Abbott in, to help them with their figures, after her interview today.

That dress is going to have a 'smell' isn't it? You know the smell...

hot nylon with a soupcon of sweat, overlaid with a touch of onion.

It has the look of a dress with a 'smell'.

Rosie Webster had something similar on in Corrie last night !

It's in the window of our local M&S. God knows who would dash in and beg to try it on.

Anybody else getting an Umbridge vibe...?

That Roksanda dress is actually called a "Margot" dress

I just can't get over the neckline. Why is it so high and weird?

I didn't know Primark were selling school dresses in a size 18 either TheFarce.

Confess. Bought a flare sleeved top recently. Makes me feel like the great soprendo!

I bloody love a big drapey sleeve

I do keep forgetting though that I have to use either a wheelchair or crutches - big drapey sleeves, crutch handles/wheelchairs and natural high levels of clumsiness - not a good combination. The Big White Sleeved Jumper recently gave DH a good giggle when my sleeves got entangled in my spokes in Asda recently

I've not worn the useless twatting fucker since

Just to clarify, the jumper is the useless twatting fucker, not DH

Zaphod

Op, it's like a nasty hospital gown

And as for the sack of shit dress... literally speechless.

Bimbo you beat me to it, i was just coming on to say it looked like the one rosie was wearing. It was awful on her, made her look like she had a tummy when she is stick thin.

It has a certain campy Stepford Wives aesthetic.

Minus the tie-back bit, that was my bridesmaid dress - 1974!

I saw that yellow dress in m&s today. Lovely quality cotton, really nice detailing, very pretty, but a hideous shade of yellow that very few could wear. Why do they do it?

It feels like they latch onto a trend (bell sleeves, yellow) and then insist on making every garment like that. Everything was bell sleeved, off the shoulder or both.

I wonder if the praise they get at press days for these statement garments goes to their heads and they just over design every garment.

I saw that pink dress, truly alarming, but there was so much other awfulness including this www.marksandspencer.com/pleated-tie-long-sleeve-blouse/p/p22509383?image=SD_01_T43_1041U_FU_X_EC_90&color=FUCHSIA&prevPage=plp

And

www.marksandspencer.com/sleeve-detail-round-neck-blouse/p/p22501215?image=SD_01_T43_5384T_HM_X_EC_90&color=MARMALADE&prevPage=plp

@Lambzig Bloody hell, we have been transported back to the 70s!!!! I don't wanna go! Hellllp.

omg. so 70s

The pink dress is featured in this month's good housekeeping magazine and looks lovely. So I ordered it, OMG it is awful. It is probably the worst dress I have ever tried on. The fabric is heavy and ugly. Truly awful!

Gosh it's dreadful isn't it? Although it does remind me of something Victoria Beckham would design/wear.