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Original poster

To want to confess?

446 replies

TeenageCentaurMortificado · 12/04/2017 18:36

AIBU to want a secret confessions thread?

I'll start.

I am stupidly in luuuuuuuurrrvvvvvveeee with a man from work almost 10 years younger than me. He's so lovely, and funny and clever and handsome and I just want to lick him. We get on so well. He'd probably die of shame if he realised and on occasion I feel like I'm old enough to be his mum even though clearly I'm not lol.

But gahhhh, I get the fanny gallops....

NOONE CAN KNOW! I can do nothing about this. No telling on me!

Spill your secrets people!

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LargeAvocado · 14/04/2017 12:58

Blatant name change

I have a huuuuge lusty crush on my therapist. I'm happily married and not interested in anything outside of that, it's just a lovely fantasy. My therapist is straight and also happily married. She's incredibly sexy and has no idea. I am dreading our sessions coming to an end.

ragz134 · 14/04/2017 14:21

As a teenager I found out that my BF (13 years older) had snogged another woman (who was in her 40s and ugly as sin in my 18 yr old opinion!). Walking home a few days later I found a dead mouse on the pavement...
Other woman got the dead mouse, nicely gift wrapped and posted through her letterbox.
Unfortunately my BF didn't see the funny side and decided I was possibly not mature enough for him...
Never mind, I cheated on him before that anyway, with the guy who is now my DH!
I wish I could say I'm ashamed of myself for the mouse, but I'm really not. Though I don't actually blame her, if I could get a guy like that at her age I totally would!

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TeenageCentaurMortificado · 14/04/2017 14:26

He's messaged me 3 times today Blush

SmileyTeenageCentaurMortificado

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Coldilox · 14/04/2017 14:44

He wants you!!!

TheLittleFoxes · 14/04/2017 15:03

Yep, he so does. Ask him if he wants to go for a drink! Do it!

I have two crushes. One on a much younger guy - not at all serious but he has a lovely twinkle in his eye. The other is horrendous and causing me much misery. We are both married. Not that I think he's interested anyway. My poor DH - he is lovely but we have kind of lost our sparkle as a couple.

Dannythechampion · 14/04/2017 15:03

Ask him for a drink.

Wear good underwear lol.

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TeenageCentaurMortificado · 14/04/2017 15:18

lol I'm getting carried away again.

I do feel very smitten kitten.

The messages are innocent and silly 😄

Won't see him for at least 10 days now... is that long enough to get over it??

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BloominMarvelous · 14/04/2017 15:56

You know OP we are all living our lives vicariously through you at the moment.

My current fancy is Mr Bloom he can use his dibber in my lady garden any time, must be the cheeky chappy grin.

Have totally fallen in love 3 times since I've been with my DH (nearly 30 years), once at Uni, deep and meaningful conversations and lots of hand holding with fellow student, nothing else happened. Snogged the face off a 22 year old at my leaving do (I was 33) and had lusted after him for 3 years but thats all that happened. Finally lustfully in loin love with an Aussie I worked with again nothing happened all pre DS. Still happy with my husband but its good to look around once in a while.

tweezers · 14/04/2017 16:14

I automatically take 25% off the cost of everything I buy because DH is living in 1970 and emits horrified noises like a freaked out old lady when confronted with 2017 prices. If its something for me to wear I take off 75%. I wonder if he knows because he frequently boil washes my best garments to a shred. Never the teatowels. He thinks women's and Clark's children's shoes should cost no more than £20. . In the last few weeks I also ate two of the girl's easter eggs whilst watching a daft American crime series after midnight and then sneakily replaced them. I don't care about these crimes either.

tweezers · 14/04/2017 16:20

Low Maintenance. Quite right not to tell. Not your fault. Why should you volunteer for a mum bashing? Especially as you sorted it out anyway. Can understand the stress though. Good luck to your DC. Keeping quiet about things doesn't come naturally to me and it took a few years of marriage before it dawned on me that I didn't have to volunteer info or fess up to absolutely everything in advance to DH's family. Still feel guilty about every misdeed though.

PJBanana · 14/04/2017 16:24

OP, please suggest a drink with him.

From what you've said, I reckon he definitely fancies you.

DoubleNegativePanda · 14/04/2017 17:16

Well, if Byron does google himself and find this thread, unless I made no impression at all he will definitely know who I am and will make his own choice about whether or not to contact!

I feel a bit of an idiot, but that doesn't change anything lol.

LowMaintenance101 · 14/04/2017 17:22

Tweezers mum bashing! Never heard that phrase before, but YY! I felt shit enough without the fallout from families and friends.
I'm the same - not a natural withholder of info. But sometimes it's the only way to escape with some sanity.

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TeenageCentaurMortificado · 14/04/2017 18:48

Looking forward to the addition of bank holiday booze related confessions Grin

take the heat off

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RhodaBorrocks · 14/04/2017 18:59

I've had sex dreams about pretty much all my male colleagues. There's only one I actually fancy though and our paths don't cross that often. He seems eager to make himself look like a prat wave at me like a loon across the car park, and I've caught him looking at me in meetings when I decided to steal a look at him, cue embarrassed grins from both of us.

I'm going to have to engineer some sort of project for us to collaborate on, aren't I? Grin

Ava5 · 14/04/2017 19:08

Sex/make out scenes in Hispanic soap operas turn me on like crazy...

JustMe77 · 14/04/2017 20:18

This evening I sat in Sainsburys car park after buying easter eggs reading this entire thread from the beginning so I wouldn't have to go home and spend time with my SS while OH put DD to bed.....yes I am a bad person.

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TeenageCentaurMortificado · 14/04/2017 20:55

Ahh but did you eat the Easter eggs too just or did you have to go back in for more? Grin

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user262728 · 14/04/2017 20:56

I used to think of excuses to go into a different office at work to see my crush. Or walk through the office to another even though I could have gone another way.

This was after him initiating convo with me but still Blush I also then wore tight tops and would flick my hair around and he once hammered a nail into his hand not concentrating when he was looking at me. Anyway ff 5 years and we're happily married. Though he still winds me up about how I used to walk through his office for no reason...Blush

Etymology23 · 14/04/2017 21:12

All these confessions give me hope that maybe my work crush will work out... We were sleeping together for 6 months, stopped seeing each other and things are looking like maybe they could start again - but i said only if we did things properly. Now he's "thinking" about things. He says I'm "perfect" but "he doesn't know if he's ready". He's not seen anyone else in the intervening 6 months. (Giving me some hope... Likely unrealistic.)

So my confession is over how embarrassed i am that I'm even thinking it's a good idea, and that i hadn't moved on, and how much I'm over thinking things. (Well i thought i had but his reappearance says I clearly haven't!)

Gileswithachainsaw · 14/04/2017 21:46

I both miss and simultaneously cringe about all the times I slept with co workers. Think I've managed it at nearly every place I've worked and sometimes more than once Blush

Although in one instance it literally was just slept.

Thankfully it's only ever been awkward once where the person didn't really talk to me after merely communicated in expressions Hmm

JustMe77 · 14/04/2017 22:02

I won't lie in was tempted! Wink

Dannythechampion · 14/04/2017 22:06

Inspired by the thread on virginty, and this is something I don't admit to in RL.

I had my first heavy petting fun with a boy aged 12, we were both in the first year at school, and at a family party and were able to sneak off to a room alone as all the adults were busy having fun. I enjoyed it a lot but the two people I told at the time, my best friends, thought I was terribly slutty, so I've never admitted it to anyone else.

WinkyisbackontheButterBeer · 14/04/2017 22:23

I've just eaten DH's crunchy while he is at work. Even though I know he was saving it for his packed lunch tomorrow.
I feel bad. Sad

pinkiepie1 · 14/04/2017 23:28

Op does he put kisses on end of messages??? Been with my dh for 7yrs and I think he has only ever put a kiss on 2messages, and he was drunk on both occasions lol

Please ask him out, I'm sure he likes you too.

Back to confessions, I feel like need to do this every day lol

I bribed my 3yr old dd with an Easter egg if she would let me have a nap and play with her dad instead lol (this was at 2pm today)

Then at 4pm Mil and Sil decided to pop round, seen as I was still in 'nap' zone in bed I pretended to still be asleep so I didn't have to go down and make small talk... 3hrs later I hear them say bye and then surprisingly that's when I woke up lol

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