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AIBU to want my goat?

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ChrisYoungFuckingRocks · 10/04/2017 22:38

OK, so I've read on here that apparently council tenants are getting free goats (on top of getting almost free housing)!

I feel this is massive discrimination against us private tenants who pay full rent. I demand equal rights, and I want my goat!!!

AIBU? 😂😂

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TheElephantofSurprise · 14/04/2017 23:50
EvilDoctorBallerinaDuck · 15/04/2017 06:04

OK, I'm sold! I want 2 goat babies in pyjamas! Grin

HappyFlappy · 15/04/2017 09:09

Those goat babies are wonderful! I had them dancing at the same time that the goat song was playing - it was fabulous.

HappyFlappy · 15/04/2017 09:12

Bet it was a bugger getting them into those little sleep suits, though! Grin

TheElephantofSurprise · 15/04/2017 09:22
Grin
HappyFlappy · 15/04/2017 09:46

TeenageCentaur

No - I was never a dragon. I was a pretender to the throne, a Pope, a Mortificadon exile in the Land of Toblerone (there really do have triangular trees . . . ) a general odd-job person and a confitter of dragon's eggs, but never a dragon.

I did have an adopted dragon son, Flappy. Perhaps that's what you are thinking of. I also had some leg fish but they were eaten by a dragon At the moment I have a foster Phoenix.

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ChrisYoungFuckingRocks · 15/04/2017 16:08

Timotei goat

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ChrisYoungFuckingRocks · 15/04/2017 16:09

Is this a council goat? Or a Trump goat Wink.

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bluetongue · 15/04/2017 16:36

patriciathestripper at least I know what a goat on spice looks like now.

Astro55 · 15/04/2017 17:29

How about a Manx goat?

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Patriciathestripper1 · 15/04/2017 21:37

NoAstro they only have 3 legs 😂

Astro55 · 15/04/2017 21:52

That's disablist!

Patriciathestripper1 · 15/04/2017 21:57

Astro No it's the isle of Mann flag emblem

TheElephantofSurprise · 15/04/2017 21:58

Er...its a sheep. That doesn't count.

TheElephantofSurprise · 15/04/2017 22:01
OvariesForgotHerPassword · 15/04/2017 22:03

I don't want a goat. I got bitten by one today. Angry

Patriciathestripper1 · 15/04/2017 22:04

Not sure why the refer to them as rare, when I lived there the fuckers were everywhere as you got paid by the Manx government for keeping and breeding them.
Many a morning they'd be wandering around pulrose eating the hedges..

TheElephantofSurprise · 15/04/2017 22:06

I lived there, too.

Patriciathestripper1 · 15/04/2017 22:20

Did you ever go to onchan park? They used to have a big pen if them there and one night some drunk lads let them out! Took them ages to round them up 😂

Astro55 · 15/04/2017 22:48

Astro No it's the isle of Mann flag emblem

I know!

TheElephantofSurprise · 15/04/2017 22:56

Ha! Yes, I went to Onchan and a whole lot of other places. I lived just up the road from the Villa Marina and would walk along the prom to or towards Onchan most days - because friends told me the rapes in the glens were hushed up so I'd better stop walking there - never heard of any so either it was a false rumour or the hushing worked. It was a long time ago, though, and I don't recall the sheep at Onchan. We used to go inland to see them.

Patriciathestripper1 · 15/04/2017 23:03

Omg I lived at the opposite end in the terrace row just before the pool! (summerland end) went to college in onchan,

Astro55 · 15/04/2017 23:05

Er...its a sheep. That doesn't count

Well it may identify with a goat - and be gender fluid!

Perfect

LeSquigh · 15/04/2017 23:07

Council housing isn't basically "free"! The rents are getting closer and closer to private ones - get your facts right....

Patriciathestripper1 · 15/04/2017 23:14

astro still dosnt make it a goat though does it. just let it go