AIBU to want my goat?

[ChrisYoungFuckingRocks]

OK, so I've read on here that apparently council tenants are getting free goats (on top of getting almost free housing)!

I feel this is massive discrimination against us private tenants who pay full rent. I demand equal rights, and I want my goat!!!

AIBU? 😂😂

Do you REALLY want a goat. It's only a matter of time before your life resembles this (sorry for the fail link) www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4413952/Goats-jumping-yoga-fanatics-class.html

le. not if you are on housing benefit.

Love the goat-yoga! Reminds me of having a toddler climbing all about the place.

LeSquigh - it was meant as a sarcastic joke following what was said on another thread. Seriously, it was a joke - this whole thread is meant as a lighthearted joke .

I could get goat babies in pyjamas and practise goat yoga!

I'm wary of goat yoga . . . lying on the floor with all of those little "currants" scattered about. . .

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I just had another thought - if I did manage to get hold of a goat, would I need to plant horny goat weed? And what happens if the free roaming council teenagers get hold of the horny goat weed???

Ey up. Thas in Yorkshire and as t council tell us thas no goats left thas decided ahll have t womble instead ( tha know's)

My goat has taken over the master bedroom.

Now that REALLY gets my goat!

That's what I herd.......