Oh god my parents are huge Faffers. I've never known anyone take two hours to cook pizza and chips ffs.
It then takes about 15 mins to by it all diaged up and taken over to the table. My mother then insists on paving around the kitchen doing fuck knows what meaning that having waited two hours for lunch, sat at a table for 15 mins waiting to be given said lunch which was apparently ready. No one can start until mother has finished finding jobs in the kitchen and sat down.
Result is cold food and ansy kids.
Dp is also a Faffer. As I rush around getting myself and kids ready to catch the bus dp will tell me to stop rushing about we have plenty of time and all he has to do is clean teeth and put his shoes on which of course takes 2 mins.
He then decided to have a shave or put his work jeans in the wash or check his bank balance meaning he's running late and somehow it's my fault we caught the bus by the skin if my teeth as if it wasn't for me and the kids getting in the way while we were getting ready he'd have been able to get ready sooner 
If there are ten mins til the bus you can also garuntee nine of those minutes he will be in the toilet. Cos despite having all day to go to the toilet he inevitably needs to go when we need to leave it's not a regular time thing because it will apply whatever the time of the day.
And now dd1 is also a faffer. I have no idea what she does if a morning but after being woken at half six you can put money on her appearing forty mins later wearing notbing but underwear and socks brushing her hair.
She then moans at being made to hurry up. No amount of going to school without breakfast due to lack of time will stop her faffing.
