To not really get why folk have threesomes

[PetallyTyrants]

It just seems like a lot of work

I'd rather Mumsnet.

Am I right or am I missing out?

Warwick
I will check this thread past midnight.
Trying to hide it from DH who is trying to sneak over to sofa to see what I am up to and will certainly start thinking on things aka threesomes I don't want. he is clever enough to understand it's got something to do with sex.

he is clever enough to understand it's got something to do with sex.
What the fuck did I write there!

DH and I have tried every variety. Mostly excellent good fun. One or two cringe worthy moments. Absolute 100% trust between us and neither will do anything the other doesn't want to.

Been a while since we got up to anything though. But I would never say never!

First time I ever drank gin I ended up having a three some with 2 random men,it was absolutely amazing and the best sex I've ever had but my god I ached in the morning. I always smile when I walk past the gin section in the supermarket now I don't drink it anymore, I haven't got the energy.

This makes me want to try drinking gin.... Huh.

Had one many years ago when I was co-hosting a small party, two single guys had driven from London on the promise, clearly, of hot student action and I was the only single girl there. I felt really bad, they had dressed up and everything, so.... It was in a student room, larger than most and had two single beds at 90 degrees to each other. Now I look back I can't think why it didn't occur to me to push the beds together. No common sense, students.

Sad truth was I was used to my sex life involving absolutely no pleasure at all for me - I had more enjoyment brushing my hair - so at the time I didn't think it was too bad. Also self esteem so low that I thought complimentary gasps were sounds of revulsion. Vague feeling it might be quite interesting to try it again at this end of life when I have slightly more idea what I'm doing but the chances of any male other than DH being interested are now approx 1%

TBH I think I'd prefer getting 8 hours sleep

Sad but true - sleep wins over sex

Well it's after midnight for you lot and no new diagrams

I'm going to have to go to the powers that be at MN,

It's still telling me I can only upload 6 a day.

"Please, MNHQ, I think there is a glitch. I'm trying to upload pictures of threesomes and 'Computer says, "no!"'"

Is this it, warwick? (Link is definitely NSFW)
www.bustle.com/articles/134075-6-best-mmf-threesome-sex-positions-because-two-men-are-better-than-one
I don't know how to do the diagrams seperately.

Noeffingidea has saved the day!

My favourite one was "The Double Stuff" it just sounds so romantic.

TBH Most of those moves look like more work than I can be bothered with.

Nopickles haha yes exactly. "The people need their threesome diagrams!"

I'm definitely getting old. The first thing I thought when I saw the BJ switch one was 'Blimey, that wouldn't half give me a sore neck'.
And I didn't realise the people in the daisy chain diagram are lying down and thought the woman was supposed to stand on one leg whilst giving a BJ.

I had a threesome with a couple of friends after a night out. It happened on the spur of the moment and it was fun.

That was many years ago when I was young, free, single and promiscious and my life was basically one long party!

Now I'm old, tired, stressed, overworked and lacking the opportunity, it's not something that's even vaguely on the horizon!

A 3some has to choreographed. Simple really.

I love those diagrams!
The guys I had mine with weren't into each other though so it was all about me, which is why it was so damb good.

*damn

I'd be open to the concept in theory, however the reality is that if it was with another woman I'd feel waaaay too self conscious and jealous, and I don't think I'd have the energy to try and please two men at once!

Like putting together flatpack furniture, if you need a diagram to do it, it is too much like hard work.

Was it a language issue?! Problems with communication? French person thought they were being offered a free Sun?!

Qu'est ce-que vous dites? "Up yours Delors". Je ne comprends pas...

French person thought they were being offered a free Sun?!

The Sun is overrated. I've always said it.

it seems a bit like camping; lots of faffing about and you just end up tired, damp and a bit dispirited.

I mean, what do you do when it's finished? Thank everyone for, erm, coming?