To not really get why folk have threesomes

[PetallyTyrants]

It just seems like a lot of work

I'd rather Mumsnet.

Am I right or am I missing out?

a free sun? Is that a weird historical pun or is my English failing me...?

Well, drooling can be quite nice, tbh ;)

This thread is making me laugh so much!

I am definitely far too lazy to be bothered with a threesome and all that faff.

2017SoFarSoGood not on your life! Joking aside its one of my most treasured possession and does in fact enjoy a place of honour curled beside the mirror on my dressing table.

Would be no good for me - two words "performance anxiety"

Never explain.

Anyway, turned out he always had 3 courses for dinner. Even if he was on his own at home he would still whip up a starter, "even it it's just a salmon mousse." The thoughts of the lady and I turned to the mini pizzas, sausage rolls, and other 'just bung it in the oven' type party food said Frenchman had been offered earlier, with embarrassment.

Very - fish and chips

Horses for courses definitely but I've had MMF and MFF threesomes and they have both been amazing! They add a totally different dimension to our sex lives, you've got to set ground rules and totally trust your partner but they are good fun!!

Someone also been following the Mel B sorry tale !?!?!?

LoupGarou I maligned you in jest, in truth I can hear the fondness in your words. What an amazing gift, made with love. Although you clearly are a better woman than I to keep the beasts in your bedroom.

I once was given a beautifully wrapped gift box containing a rather mangy old mink stole (the kind with several little ones chasing the tails of their erstwhile siblings) and threw it up in the air in horror, accompanied by loud screeching and much swearing. This happened in the office, and the gift-giver was my (female) boss. Oopsy.

Two men, yes! If I am not in a relationship with either of them.

stop - what is the Mel B tale? interested

I'd rather MN and tv than most things. Living well

If I was young and beautiful maybe I would feel differently.

It would be just about bearable if you could have a wee snooze between 'goes'. Not that I really know what's involved apart from sex obviously. These days I'd put a good book, a decent night's sleep, yes and MN, above all that 'sharing'. Oh, and knitting.

I get why people would want it however, I found it a bit meh.

Weasel-scarfs and 3someThreadDiagrams
ds (12) has just asked me what I am snorting at.
I cannot speak but have tears running down my face.
He just looked disgusted and said: 'ruddy weirdos on Mumsnet again?'

Ooops. Too much MN.

I have a fantasy of seeing DP with another woman, but not being involved myself... I think it's best it stays as a fantasy though!
I got offered a few threesomes in the past but always from friends and their boyfriends which would have been too awkward! Couldn't be bothered nowadays either.

I know you were 2017SoFarSoGood it really was a huge achievement for the young man, the first thing he'd ever made completely by himself and it was so carefully and meticulously made and I was beyond touched to receive it. It is pretty hilarious to look at though, it wouldn't even be so bad if it had all eight legs still, or if it was nose to bum, but to have the head actually sewn up the arsehole is quite something. It was to give a neater finish apparently, or so my three year old was told when he asked.
Ahh poor you, I'm pretty bombproof now with dead things appearing when you don't expect them (many years living in rural Russia, then Canada and now the US), but if it takes you by surprise its a heck of a shock isn't it?

Worship weirdos?! Charming

TiggyD,

And did Monsieur Death come about the hedge?

(badoom tish!)

In theory the only sort of threesome I'd want would be two men. But frankly I'm too easily distracted so if someone was focusing on me I wouldn't be able to focus on anyone else....

If you know what I mean.

It would remind me too much of this horrific weasel scarf I have LoupGarou you have made my night! I've been ill all week and I'm literally crying with laughter at this (not quite sure why)
Lovely you wear it though

Anyhow I'm another who struggles to be arsed with a twosome sadly

Yeah, a twosome is a bit too much energy right now.

I will take the book.

I have the MMF diagrams saved on my phone ready to post.

I'm having to be quite careful that DH doesn't see them, don't want him getting any ideas.

This is shameful, I'm place marking to see Loup's beautiful, one of a kind scarf...

Can't I get spit roasted and talk about disabled talk use at the same time on here?

Us women can multi task, y'know...