To not really get why folk have threesomes

[PetallyTyrants]

It just seems like a lot of work

I'd rather Mumsnet.

Am I right or am I missing out?

Can't a threesome be FFF? No male has to be involved

Poop on willy with DH would, I imagine, not be awkward. Maybe just with strangers or people you don't know that well

Dead

Oh yes, it can totally be. I once had one when I was in university.

Not trying to shame DH. But it was really nice...

Hmmmm thoughtful

I wonder if MNHQ are monitoring this thread

Well this is all very interesting. Makes a change from parking or what did you eat today threads

Like anything else, it depends on who's involved.

I've had one that I hope to remember for ever, we were all totally into it and each other. God we were obscene. Dear dead days... Others were less memorable, for various reasons. Oh, except for one that included someone (not me, heaven forbid) who was 8 1/2 months pregnant. Yes, that was memorable too.

Can't see the attraction of it at all.
I would rather read on my ipad in bed with a cup of tea.

I'm not sure anyone would be interested in me to be honest!

Fair point Deadsouls (re FFF)

ethylred

So intrigued

And a little bit envious

Can't a threesome be FFF? No male has to be involved

No reason why not...I've had a few, sometimes it's nice not to have a cock in the way.

Oldraver you just made me spit my wine out

I don't get it either. TBH, I really like sex with one person...my husband. We've both had trouble in the sex department but now after 10 years we've got a fan sex like, learned exactly what each other like and how to please one another...that wouldn't happen with anyone else. Plus, I just wouldn't want to share him with anyone. I think in his mind, he'd happily sit and watch me with another women though... but in reality; I know he'd feel upset and jealous after the event. If we had a threesome it would break something sacred between us...

Each to their own though, but it's not my thing.

Threesomes don't necessarily involve 'potting pink and brown'

Those diagrams gave me 1990s flashbacks to More magazines Position of the Fortnight.

Ive never had a threesome. Not sure i would want one tbh. Too much stress and anxiety worrying about how i look

Will join expat on the Broadchurch sofa with my coffee and virtual milk choc Hob Nobs.

...sometimes it's nice not to have a cock in the way.

I feel the same about watching TV.

Well, again, OldVache, my bad for assuming a M-M-F threesome would even involve double penetration of the female. Perhaps it would be the two males pleasuring each other? Certainly a possibility, as is *raver's F-F-F threesome. Hell, I came of age in the 80s and was heavily involved in the ballet world at the time, it was pretty much anything that could go, went. Unshocked, unbothered, couch and Broadchurch but no fantasies about David Tennant, 'fraid I just don't 'see' that and I have my own lovely Scot in the bed . . .

Not exactly a threesone but I've had sex with 2 men while the other watched.
Well what can I say. I'm irresistibly gorgeous and 2_men wanted me at once

Blimey OldRaver

It may be a case of double dipping rather than double penetration.

Aww. That's just flaunting it . Have had sex with several bi men, can't say I ever had a bad experience with any of them, quite the contrary.

Just awkward in my experience. Too much worrying about everyone being happy. Couldn't be having with it these days 😴

Warwick obviously fell asleep on the sofa with his packet of biscuits