To not really get why folk have threesomes

[PetallyTyrants]

It just seems like a lot of work

I'd rather Mumsnet.

Am I right or am I missing out?

Damn! I erased the women from my own question about erasing women!

That should say "why did you erase the young single women from your question?"

I've seen the suggested positions and don't want to do any of them.

Then again, I'm really not bi at all; not even bi-curious. And two men just seems far too much work, and oral sex makes me gag.

I'm joining the digestive club! [wave]

Huskylover : You area totally on the ball - I can't really 'get' the idea of 3 people getting hot and frisky with each other BUT if you are getting it right with your partner - why expose yourself to another relationship - or even potential std's?

It's a fantasy to most that in all honesty should stay that way as when it get's down to it can cause a lot of hostility from thinking that they prefer the attention of the other person more than from you and that the other person pushes all the right buttons to your doing nothing right...but there is also the pre planning on Where,When,Who and how...it's not just a spur of the moment thing many people will say it is...but Whatever floats your boat😉and i was always told that how can you say you Don't like Something if you have Never tried it before.lol...😂

They're definitely worth a try if you are that way inclined. My first was with an old Uni friend who i went to visit and her FWB. I was a bit shy and couldn't believe it was happening. She was quite controlling and didn't want him to penetrate me so I got bored after a while
The 2nd was with 2 good friends and you'd think it would be awkward but we had a good laugh actually. Twas good fun.
DH used to regularly join in with his friend and girlfriend. This included lotsnof double penetration. The 3 of them went on holiday together! Sounds awkward as hell to me but he was in his early 20s and said they all just had a laugh.

Depends on the circumstances 😂

Have a really gross technical question. Don't understand threesomes but with two men and a woman where the men are bi or a bit 'bi' doesn't the woman find it completely disgusting that the man might have put his member in the other man's arse and then it goes in her fanny? Ewwww...

And if the men are not bi then aren't they completely put off and weirded out by another naked man with a hard cock in close proximity? My DH certainly would be.

Sorry about the questions but I really don't get it... (puts teenage style embarrassing question in sex Ed box at school)

Frizzy I guess that's where new condoms come in! I think threesomes are hot and I've always enjoyed them, but I'm bisexual. Like others have said... don't really get it with 3 straight people

Ps - Clary and NotReally I also love camping... I think you're onto something

Rather have a Nando's

Double penetration?!!
I'd rather go camping!

I've just had the best idea:
Combine threesome with camping and Nando's

frizzy

One would hope that the men would be wearing condoms

After anal does the willy come out covered in poop? I'm really square and this feels like a place I can ask.

Frizzy not all M-M sexual experiences involve anal sex. There's a range of other options open to them as to anyone else. They may pleasure each other using their mouths and hands.

I'm off the Broadchurch and digestives school of mind. And camping?! It's COLD here. Want to coorie down in my sleeping bag and get some sleep.

I've slept in a bed with my dear friend (female) and her husband on the other side, in a motorhome, but that's all that happened. Sleep. Knackered after being on a hard long route and walking miles every day and then drinking like lords every night. Zzzz was the only thing on our minds, and an early alarm the next morning to get back on the route.

We did take one selfie of all of us in the bed together.

mrs Beverley

It depends on the food that's been eaten in the days preceding. So without going too TMI basically you can eat certain foods that would mean that your anal passage is 'cleaner' and clearer. Plus some people do an enema beforehand to make sure. I'm sure the poop on willy is a common hazard. I don't know why I know so much about this I must've read it once!

Deadsouls I'm there

I'm so glad I saw this thread in actives it made me so happy yesterday.

I've had my fair share of multiple person sex situations in my hey day. It was fun, but not as good as the fantasy.

Fuckin' hell, Dead, the couch and Broadchurch look better and better all the time!

yeah me as well in all honesty as i don't like to share my toys with others and give me a good brew and book any day😊

'Like others have said... don't really get it with 3 straight people confused'

It does seem rather complicated, and if it's M-M-F then the two males need to be okay with feeling each other's cocks separated by a thin membrane. Each to their own, I guess, sex is messy.

I was invited to a F-F-M threesome but just not bi enough to go there. Not bi at all in fact.

expat yeah - I'd imagine fancying all the people there is a prerequisite of fun being had!

expat

It does seem a bit complicated doesn't it. I'd be mortified with a poop on willy situation - that would be awkward.
That's a sentence I didn't think I'd ever write

Deadsouls

I like anal, it's sometimes nice. So does DH. Just make sure you're not constipated, that may be a bit... vom.

expat I agree. I think OH and I like threesomes because we're both bi...