To be annoyed about topless sunbathing?

[Belle1102]

Topless sunbathing on holiday can be just about tolerated. I, myself, have done it on occasion if the General vibe of the place seems totally laid back about it.
AIBU to be annoyed about the woman next door to me walking around her garden in nothing but a tiny thong with her huge fake boobs out?! I don't want to be looking at her practically naked body when I'm wanting to go into my garden. Plus my DP will get an eyeful of her too which will make me feel a bit shit. And whose to say that the neighbour's on the other side of her house two little boys won't get an eyeful too.
People can do what they want in their own homes and gardens, but here is nothing but a very low fence separating us and she is only about 1 meter away from my living room window

Only put your house on the market in winter OP!

About 13 years ago,I was at my DM's house and had the misfortune to witness her NDNs totally starkers! It was during the very hot weather we had in the summer of 2003. The NDN's house is a bungalow and my DM lives in a house,on quite a steep hill,so the view from my DMs back windows overlooks the NDN's garden. I am sure they must have been aware of this. Anyway,I decided to open the bathroom window wide after having a shower to let the room cool down and on doing so was greeted by 2 bare arses,boobs and dangly bits.. They looked up,saw me and went running inside in a panic!

This is hilarious 😂

Public nudity is illegal in Scotland. This is where the Naked Rambler hits problems.

I will add that I know about various nudity laws, having recently looked it up after an incident with my window cleaner that could have straight from a Benny Hill sketch. Cue husband guffawing and suggesting the window cleaner should be paying us, rather than the other way round.

I am so glad I live in Scotland then as I really would not appreciate seeing my neighbours in the scud.

Blimey, she's feeling the heat ! I'm in Scotland and if I was to go topless my nips would freeze off !

Try not to look at her op, maybe she's doing it deliberately to try and offend either you or the other neighbour ?

I once looked up to see my neighbour patching up the felt on his flat roof, ripped work trousers on and evidently no underwear. His 70-odd year old pendulous bollocks were getting a thorough airing.

In comparison, big bare breasts would be a positively pleasant thing to catch a glimpse of over the fence.

I don't care what anyone does as long as I don't have to see them next door for example.

Truthfully if people do this knowing others can see them, and don't care, it smacks of exhibitionism to me without respect for anyone else who may be kind of shocked/offended/embarrassed.

Now I know I will be told off, but that's me. OK on a nudist beach, or in a place where it is de rigeur, but in a back garden in full view of the neighbours, well maybe not so nice.

It's easy to put an awning up or something to give you privacy as you sunbathe in your nethers. If you don't you actually WANT people to see you and be taken aback. I think anyway.

Maybe she fancies the op?

knackered were the police religious extremists too? Or just so scared of being non PC they went along with the mad Nutters?

But if a man was walking round his garden without his underpants on he'd get done for indecency wouldn't he? or maybe not, i don't know, but it doesn't seem fair.

I don't think a thing like this would happen in West Bridgford.

I have to be honesr I wouldn't want to see my neighbours in the buff either.

She's probably a nudist. One of my husbands school friends parents were nudists and the mum opened the door in the nude to them, she was however your normal middle aged woman and the boys, were not titaliated just a bit shocked as they were unaware. I genuinely think some nudists go nude so often it becomes their normal so they don't think about it.

I also think she must be bloody freezing.

She's got her pants on though. Topless isn't as outrageous as bottomless in anyone's book.

She didn't have her pants on if you read further into the thread. She took them off

SoulAccount My elderly neighbour's bollocks were on display in West Bridgford!

Bald Vag - WHY are you looking?? You know she's topless and in a thong and that's offended you enough, surely at that point you just close the curtains. Or stop looking.

A man showing his cock is like a woman flashing her vagina.

I would laugh, anyway, if a male neighbour had his cock on show in his own garden. I might protest if he fiddled with it or tried to poke it through the fence or involve me with it in any way.

It's a bit difficult to stop looking when the window is next to my TV and she kept walking past it in the buff! I wasn't actively going out of my way to spy on her! Her bald vag was perfectly in line with my view point from where I was sitting and she was inches away from my window! And I did close the curtains after seeing that

Shatner: No!
Did house prices fall?

Belle: I think we need a diagram.
Like a parking thread.
Your TV, you, her vag....

I don't think you should have to close your curtains though

It's different if you chose to go to a beach
I don't want to see anyone's bits though

There's a guy in the flats opposite who likes to pose his gym body in his bedroom window for admiration
I find it weird

Good for her I say.

I think more people should get naked in public more often. The only naked bodies we see in the media are 'perfect' celebrity ones - I think it would be healthy to see more unairbrushed naked people.

Might help us realise we're all fine as we are!