To be annoyed about topless sunbathing?

[Belle1102]

Topless sunbathing on holiday can be just about tolerated. I, myself, have done it on occasion if the General vibe of the place seems totally laid back about it.
AIBU to be annoyed about the woman next door to me walking around her garden in nothing but a tiny thong with her huge fake boobs out?! I don't want to be looking at her practically naked body when I'm wanting to go into my garden. Plus my DP will get an eyeful of her too which will make me feel a bit shit. And whose to say that the neighbour's on the other side of her house two little boys won't get an eyeful too.
People can do what they want in their own homes and gardens, but here is nothing but a very low fence separating us and she is only about 1 meter away from my living room window

I'd be shocked because it's still pretty cold to be prancing around the garden in ones knickers!

Omg you must live next door to my sister!

She's always prancing about starkers at the hint of a drop of sunshine. For her it's that she's obsessed with having a perfect tan, - I just don't get it myself.

knackered your neighbours are freaky weirdos.

Jeez I would need to Tuck mine in to my knickers, good luck to her

I'd lean over the fence and deliver that great line from the Brüno film ... "Wow! you must produce a lot of milk"

I get you op. My old neighbour used to go into the garden in a shirt nightdress ( nothing in underneath) and then bend over in full view of my builders/ visitors etc! We were very glad to move!

Blimey gardening r almost naked, in this weather too!

How on earth can you garden like that?
I managed to get scratched and i was wearing boots and fully clothed.

On a lighter note, I'd like it if my neighbour did this, at least my teenage ds might help now the lawn!

This thread is making me laugh, not so much at the lady in her garden with her tits out but some of the responses on here.

Some serious peal clutching Victorian maiden aunts going on right now, quick run out with a towel to throw over this women and save her modesty.

If it was August then fair enough but it's a bit bonkers in April when it's cold.
I would just shut my curtains.

And I heavily suspect that if your neighbour was a balding middle aged man wandering about swinging his bare cock around in his entirely exposed garden with young girls living next door to him, you’d be getting very different responses

Wel of course you'd suspect that, as its accurate you are clever aren't you

This would be due to the boring and inconvenient fact that men commit 98% of sexual assault and also frequently expose themselves to people for their own sexual gratification. Context is everything.

This story which is clearly bullshit if true would not be the same with a male neighbour as the op is not afraid of being raped by thong lady.

kmackered! What did police say? My kids are always naked in the garden

Whatever happened to decorum?

the op is not afraid of being raped by thong lady

OP would probably say her eyes are being raped by Thong Lady

Well maybe but visual assault is still technically legal in this country.

My memory of the Naked Rambler is he managed to get from Lands End to the Scottish without incident, and then hit the buffers. It certainly seemed to confirm a certain dour Presbyterian stereotype ....

OP would probably say her eyes are being raped by Thong Lady smile

I would really hope she wouldn't say anything that cuntish, tbh. Or is rape something to joke about?

It's not my type of thing, even if I were a Victorias Secret model I'd have to wear a bikini and it would need to be a boiling, scorching hot day.

We Are not all Presbyterian in Scotland Lurking

And Scottish what?

Anyway OP - I'm not sure I'd like to have a naked person wandering about in my line of sight all afternoon but I suppose I'd have to put up with it if it wasn't unlawful.

Eye Rape

It's a thing, apparently.

The equivlent to checking someone out, staring and gazing at someone due to phermones. (Violating someone with your eyes)
-(inpired by Wedding Crashers the Movie)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eye%20Rape

You'll get used to it soon enough if she does it often OP - I barely even register tits and fannies any more when I see them all the time in the swimming pool showers and sauna.

knackered I hope you said "no fucking way!"

There religion is for them to observe, not your daughter.

How is 'eye rape' a thing. That's a sick phrase. I am surprised that people on here would laugh at that