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I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?

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DanDanDanDanDan · 31/03/2017 14:03

Need it for tomorrow

Tia Smile

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RandomDent · 31/03/2017 21:17

Write itwith chocolate mousse.

MrsJamin · 31/03/2017 21:17

DanDanDanDanDan, I love you... In a way.

Lapinlapin · 31/03/2017 21:18

Evolution not revolution.
Because that is me, I evolve I don't.....revolve

TupperwareTat · 31/03/2017 21:22

Ahhh Ladyboys Wine

SavoyCabbage · 31/03/2017 21:30

Conrad Knight socks
Conrad Knight socks

floraeasy · 31/03/2017 21:35

“Quick tip for yourself: if you’re ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say “My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry I’m late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was there, I saw some graffiti and it said ‘I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.’ Straight away you’ve got them by the jaffas.”

scaryclown · 31/03/2017 21:37

washable chalk paint from hobbycraft.. but test it! as it needs 'agitation' certainly on tarmac...

scaryclown · 31/03/2017 21:39

i love the receptionist in the partridge clip..

MrsJamin · 31/03/2017 21:44

Lynn, these are sex people!

Batwomanrisesagain · 31/03/2017 21:46

Monkey tennis anyone?!

floraeasy · 31/03/2017 21:50

It may be chocolate to you, Jill. But to an unwitting member of staff this could look like some sort of dirty protest.

ShowMePotatoSalad · 31/03/2017 21:51

Random you've got it on the valance!

faceremovinghaircream · 31/03/2017 22:04

Lyyyynnnneee! I've stood on a spiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIKE!

TupperwareTat · 31/03/2017 22:05

Get back in the lift Lyn.

Point and shoot. Point and shoot.

WingMirrorSpider · 31/03/2017 22:11

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!!!

Efferlunt · 31/03/2017 22:12

Would shaving foam work in a pinch?

SpitefulMidLifeAnimal · 31/03/2017 22:50

Let's make it more frothy with a squirt of light lemon liquid

wowzerz · 31/03/2017 22:59

Fire fire the fairs on fire

UntilTheCowsComeHome · 31/03/2017 23:06

I've got a scam going with a big plate

DevelopingDetritus · 31/03/2017 23:18

Hotter than the sun.

QueenLaBeefah · 01/04/2017 01:12

Please remember the breathing exercises from tape one; I can't emphasise this enough.

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DanDanDanDanDan · 01/04/2017 09:33

It's a bit rubbish but I didn't want to get caught out by going over the letters to make them bigger Blush

I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?
I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?
I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?
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PurpleDaisies · 01/04/2017 09:33

That's fantastic!

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DanDanDanDanDan · 01/04/2017 09:34

Not the first time I've cursed his ridiculous long surname

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ShowMePotatoSalad · 01/04/2017 09:35

Too late now but i'm nicking this idea for next year. Absolute genius!