I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?

[DanDanDanDanDan]

Need it for tomorrow

Tia

Please don't do it.

Get yourself some liquid chalk pens. They definately clean off glass so you could write across the windscreen. I have gloss kitchen cupboards and use them to write my shopping list and they wipe clean.

www.amazon.co.uk/REY-Liquid-Markers-Colored-Non-Toxic/dp/B01N4463QJ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1490966702&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=paint+pens&psc=1&tag=mumsnetforum-21

Something foodbased and hope it doesn't rain? Treacle -- thickened with cornflour. Maybe black food colouring? Please report back when you've done this!

Regards,
B. Oddie

B. Oddie? This is Bill Oddie!

• We thought it looked like "body"

What's rude about a body? -.....Tits?

Your meeting with Tony Hayres is going to be up shit-creek if you can't get that graffiti off

You'll never get that second series at the BBC....

I love this thread and this fun idea and your whole relationship with your partner!

Lipstick?

On the plus side it will enable parents to have some lovely conversations with their children when they want to know what is written on the car

Definitely chalk pens on the windscreen. Write it on the inside so it doesn't come off if it rains.

Smell my cheese. You mother.

Bar of soap. Only shows up in the rain. He won't notice it for ages.

You could test washable paint somewhere unobtrusive first?

You must show pictures of the finished article Dan

Chinograph pencil would work and shouldn't scratch the paintwork.

If you do this, needless to say you'll have the last laugh!

Dan "He vandalised my pelvic floor with his three humongous children"

FFS.

My broken bits, I shall describe them as I like.

Don't understand what is wrong with your lovely description Dan

I should be more delicate about birth bijou obviously I merely coughed once and all my darlings appeared fresh and clean in to my arms and I never piss myself on tampolines

Is your car garaged? Would you be okay with children seeing what had been written?

I can see the AIBU - AIBU to be annoyed that I had to explain to little Tarquin what Cock Piss meant and why it was on a car.

Will no one think of the children?!

Eyeliner? I've got loads of chalk pens, hadn't thought about writing rude things on Dhs car though......
Not sure DS would find anything funny on his precious car....
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow ;)

This is brilliant, pictures please when it's done OP

Eyeliner is too dark, need the impact! I'm going to check out the shops first thing in the morning and try the chalk paint markers mentioned up thread

Promise moist