I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?

[DanDanDanDanDan]

Need it for tomorrow

Tia

I don't have children but there are enough parents who would be quick to whine about it

I don't have any spray paint I can lend you, but DP has a can of Lynx Voodoo in the bathroom if that's any good?

You can get wedding car markers specificslly for writing in cars, would try Halfords or hibbycraft. Although we had this done to our car after our wedding and didn't come off the rubber window seals very easily so just try to avoid them if you get hold of some!

You're a bitch bastard, you're a mentalist.

What sort of car is it? I'm betting it's definitely not a Mini Metro.

Maybe a Lexus? I call them the Japanese Mercedes.

Why bother? This is not the slightest bit funny at all.

Not a partridge fan SDTG?

wing my neighbours have two lexi.

Not in the slightest, @PurpleDaisies.

You're not the target market for the joke then SDTG.

Bath crayons.

Primary colours, claim to wash straight off the bath.

Then you can blame one of the humongous children.

"Lynne, they're sex people!!!"

Make sure you can spell: www.kentlive.news/8203-vandals-sprayed-obscene-graffiti-on-this-lady-s-home-in-dover-8211-but-they-ve-got-it-completely-wrong/story-30239407-detail/story.html

Back of the net.

Let battle commence.

Lipstick is great - it's oily and doesn't wipe off very well - just smears !!

We can breed or something.

Smell my cheese.

The boys are back in the barracks

Jet!

I'm just here for the photo

Don't be such an anal dirge prat!

Yy to chalk pens!

They've rebranded it, you fool!

I am a geordie at your disposal. .
Only if it's a flash car tho!!

Jack-a-nack-a-nory. It's an extender! People forget traders need access to Dix...ons!