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I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?

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DanDanDanDanDan · 31/03/2017 14:03

Need it for tomorrow

Tia Smile

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1AnnoyingOrange · 31/03/2017 19:29

A-ha!
Window markers, in all good stationary outlets.

winekeepsmesane · 31/03/2017 19:34

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TheNaze73 · 31/03/2017 19:35

Good luck. It will be jokes

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DanDanDanDanDan · 31/03/2017 19:39

I am a geordie at your disposal Only if it's a flash car tho!!

Proper flash Vauxhall zafira

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DanDanDanDanDan · 31/03/2017 19:41

I've enjoyed the barrage of partridge quotes, so thank you for that as well as marker advice 😁

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ShowMePotatoSalad · 31/03/2017 19:42

Steal a traffic cone, put it on your head and shout "look at me, I'm a giant witch!"

PurpleDaisies · 31/03/2017 19:42

There's a partridge quote for every occasion. It's great when you meet a fellow fan in real life.

Game of monkey tennis anyone?

ShowMePotatoSalad · 31/03/2017 19:44

I actually feel giddy knowing how many Partridge fans are on here!

Jurassic Park!

TinyBarista · 31/03/2017 20:49

Te..ell you what
Tell you what
It's nine and a half thousand pounds

TinyBarista · 31/03/2017 20:50

(I've found my people)

Lapinlapin · 31/03/2017 20:53

Love Partridge! I've found my people.

The scary thing is how many programmes on TV these days sound like they were suggested by Alan!

And this thread has also reminded me that I promised the dc we'd play an April fool on dh. I can't believe that's tomorrow! Need to start thinking...

beargrass · 31/03/2017 20:54

Aqua. -Which is French for water.- Will wash it off

floraeasy · 31/03/2017 20:55

People forget traders need access to Dix...ons!

I'm in tears.... I know the exact moment of the exact episode he said that Grin

floraeasy · 31/03/2017 20:57

Occasionally I doth venture south. And when I do I've got to say, it's like a breath of fresh air.

Lapinlapin · 31/03/2017 20:58

Are you alright Mr Partridge? Only I heard a bit of a commotion?

PurpleDaisies · 31/03/2017 20:58

I've been to a fancy dress party as an inconsistent zombie wearing a shower curtain, plug and flex for a tail, biscuits taped to my face and tungsten tipped screws on my fingers.

floraeasy · 31/03/2017 20:59

Your hand is about 30mil from my gland...And if I was dressed on the other side it would be in contact. Your little finger just touched it..

FatherJemimaRacktool · 31/03/2017 21:01

Whatever you use OP, make sure you don't get it on the valance.

floraeasy · 31/03/2017 21:03

I've got a fat back... It's fairly well concealed in casual clothing but you don't want to see me in my underpants.

floraeasy · 31/03/2017 21:05

Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! No he's not seen me, I'll get him later...DAN!!!!!!!

SaltySalt · 31/03/2017 21:08

Huge fan. Massive!

I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?
floraeasy · 31/03/2017 21:09

LOL! Comedy gold!

PurpleDaisies · 31/03/2017 21:10

I can't buy a toblerone (medium sized) or a chocolate orange (superficial damage to the packaging) without thinking of Alan.

SalemSaberhagen · 31/03/2017 21:11

Don't do it.

There's more to loife...DAN DIS.

floraeasy · 31/03/2017 21:13

Don’t bother about the damage. They’re all damaged. Er, right. Have you kept it below room temperature?

Ah, right. In that case……I’m afraid you’ve invalidated the warranty. Above room-temperature it all congeals into one big dark-chocolate cricket ball. So, I’m afraid your consumer rights no longer apply. I mean, you could try Watchdog, but I think they’ve got bigger fish to fry.