Jamie Oliver just said the phrase "wazzy woo woo"

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And it makes me want to punch his face in the TV. Who says that? Who? By the way he was referring to blending. "Gonna stick all that in the blender and give it a quick wazzy woo woo!"

He's a fucking tit.

Ugh. Makes me ill.

I can't watch him. He's awful.

(Groans, head in hands) Sometimes I think this country is going to the dogs...

Maybe it's a potential baby name for the next Oliver sprog? Would go nicely with River Rocket and Buddy Bear.

I read that in his voice.....

Imagine his pillow talk.

"Just gonna give it an old bish bosh, yeah?"

Bleeeuuurgh.

Wish he'd stick Jools in a blender and give her a quick wazzy woo woo.

His programme came on the TV today. He was apparently going to show me how to make a pizza in half an hour instead of ringing for a Dominoes. I turned the channel.

I swear most of this faux-Cockney bullshit is done for the foreign market. They love him here in Canada. Fools.

He really is a twatty woo woo.

I don't mind his twatty phrases. Or his mockney. I don't even mind his slightly-too-big-for-his-mouth tongue... but I do object to the vast quantities of washing up he generates to make relatively simple meals.

I heard that too. My insides clenched so badly I am still in pain. I've been chanting fuckoffjamieoliver in my head for the last 30 minutes. The only reason I haven't changed the channel is because my hatred for JO is slightly less than my.laziness.

i read that in his voice.....

so did i.

onhold Twatty woo woo just made me A very apt description of Jamie.

He's a wazzy woo woo wazzock then...or a twat.

Elspeth

He does say the most ridiculous things but in RL he's a very nice chap

That's exactly what I'd expect from him. Gobshite that he is.

His face looks like w pile of dough and I don't get why you'd name your kid something that sounds like a gay porn stage name.

I think the problem is he does keep giving her a wazzy woo woo

Ah, I know he says funny things. I really like him and his recipes though. What TV show is this?

Give it a quick wazzy wazzy woo wah. Hope that's not what Jules gets.

I think I'm probably similarly inarticulate after spending time with lots of DCs
I like his recipes and I liked his campaigning around school dinners.

Well I like Jamie (and I'm not Jules either).

So you dislike someone because of their speech impediment/accent/turn of phrase. Really?