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For suddenly finding John Bercow sexy

108 replies

SpackenDeDoich · 06/02/2017 20:06

I know he is merely a figure head but oh my goodness. He said exactly what I wanted to say.
I am all of a sudden finding my belief in British democracy revised.
Is it just me?
(I have been following the political crap since Trump. This for me is my first sense of hope).

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SpackenDeDoich · 06/02/2017 20:50

Can I just go on record as having Never Had Erotic Leanings towards any political figure before now.
Today got me right in my groin.

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SpackenDeDoich · 06/02/2017 20:53

Except Tony Benn

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CommunionHelp · 06/02/2017 20:56

YANBU. A man speaking intelligently, boldly and with integrity is bloody attractive.

SaucyJack · 06/02/2017 20:57

Sexy is pushing it a bit, but I've always found him quite amusing to watch in any footage from the HoC.

And today was A Good Thing.

alltouchedout · 06/02/2017 21:00

Thanks Spacken.
He's not even my weirdest crush. Blush

Lottapianos · 06/02/2017 21:01

Bercow? Dear god no. I would give him a massive high five right now but that would be it.

It shows how desperate we are in this country for a bit of proper leadership and moral fibre when people are swooning over this

Wishforsnow · 06/02/2017 21:48

Shit I should not have been so rude earlier. Just recall about 10 years ago having very bad thoughts about Boris Johnson Shock

Bluntness100 · 06/02/2017 21:51

This is way beyond unreasonable and into seek help territory. It's wrong on so many levels.

Boris Johnson on the other hand, I totally would. 😝

Lolimax · 06/02/2017 21:54

Not sexy as such but he said the RIGHT thing, he said it confidently and assertively and that's attractive in its own right. I don't think you need therapy I actually think a bit more of that we need.
Looking forward to hearing about your dreams though!

Caprianna · 06/02/2017 21:55

Its because you are in starvation mode when it comes to politicians with moral fibre.

SansaClegane · 06/02/2017 22:25

I've met him irl and YABVU! Regardless of what he said; 'sexy' is not a word that can ever be associated with JB!!

IrenetheQuaint · 06/02/2017 22:27

You know he's very short and incredibly narcissistic?

LinksofParis · 06/02/2017 22:42

Haha. Great thread. YABU though. I'd never in a million years mate with JB but wouldn't mind a day out and dinner with him. He looks like he is great company. Wink

Kookypants · 06/02/2017 23:13

He's been fine with sexists and deplorables visiting before, so, yabu if it's on that alone.

Notjustuser1458393875 · 06/02/2017 23:15

He's a dreadful man on a personal level, whatever his politics. Although I agree that it was good to hear his speech today.

SpackenDeDoich · 07/02/2017 00:34

Well I'm torn now. It's been a while since I've had a physical anything tbh.
I would still give Bercow a bj on his doing right alone.
Thank you to those as equally fucked up in the head Smile

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lizzieoak · 07/02/2017 00:43

I've had a bit of a thing for Bercow for a while. Short he may be, but he's got a very sexy smile, he's smart, he's funny. If I could get over his odd taste in Sally Bercow, I'd let him buy me dinner :)

PuraVida · 07/02/2017 00:44

He was nice to that MP who bought her baby along to vote too, but I have to ask OP, are you quite alright?

GarrulousGrimoire · 07/02/2017 00:53

Erm no.

Also he's just being a bloody media hound, where was his "moral fibre" when China spoke?

I hate trump, he's clearly fucking nuts but this total and absolute gunning for him is destructive and unbalanced to his crimes. We don't go for other leaders and countries in this way, yes I know he's POTUS but have we even tried to work with him?

How many Narc threads are there on here? What will we do but drive him further into fury and defence and the ears of only those who praise him the far right.

He didn't used to be pro-life, or racist or anything. There is a chance to "praise" positive behaviour.

I believe TMay is right to work so him until his actions are seemingly unchallenged in his own country and damaging. At the moment the US checks and balances are doing their job and perhaps we should allow TMay to bring out good behaviour.

GarrulousGrimoire · 07/02/2017 00:54

Sorry got all serious there, in response to your OP please scrub in bleach and I lie down in a darkened room for a while.

ShoutOutToMyEx · 07/02/2017 00:58

What Bercow did was unexpected, extraordinary, and yet actually perfectly proportionate. About fucking time.

Hear hear!

kissmethere · 07/02/2017 01:11

Yikes! To fancying him.
YIKES! To giving him a bj.
OP Come in John Bercow? Yabu.
No doubt he will be aware if this thread come the morn Blush

kissmethere · 07/02/2017 01:12

Sorry for typos Hmm

MouseClogs · 07/02/2017 01:47

Had a thing for him since I was at school Blush

YANBU, OP.

JungleInTheRumble · 07/02/2017 01:51

YADNBU!