the fucking dog....

[inthefuckingdoghouse]

Has snuck downstairs in the dead of night, somehow managed to eat some food that we left on the worktops (food for a party we are supposed to have today), peed on the floor, and completely trashed the rubbish bins. We usually close the door, and I'm absolutely certain I did. Maybe DD went downstairs in the night or something. Or maybe the dog has figured out how to open doors.
AIBU to be a little bit mad at the dog?

Ha! Labradors are the greediest dogs of the lot, except possibly beagles who at least have the advantage of being short.

My dad's cat once retrieved the Xmas turkey from the dustbin, and tried so hard to drag it back into the house he popped the cat flap out of the wall

whomoved I am absolutely weeping here ! Chicken shitty farts !

Omg the beagle crapping rubber gloves is hilarious

My late Border Collie once ate a used (no.2) nappy....

My duck-stealing staffie also had a passion for babypoo, Woody and would frequently raid the nappy bin if I hadn't put a gallon of napisan in already.

Happyflappy, disgusting aren't they! I'll never forget coming out into the Caravan awning (we were on holiday, about to go for a walk) and finding him standing there licking his lips like he'd eaten something exquisite! He crapped small brown orbs all along the coastal path!

Mummawoo the cheapest way to transport fogs from Greece to the UK is to fly them to Brussels then get the Eurostar. Cousin has done it for years

Thedogsmother so was I weeping, it was like fucking NAPALM in the living room that night.