To start a thread of compliments to Donald Trump?

[TheClaws]

I'm not a Trump-lover ... but how about a challenge, MN? Instead of a thread full of woe, let's find something nice to say about the POTUS. Anything. I'm sure you can if you try! Let's see how far we can make it. I'll start.

I really like the strength of his hair products...

Isn't it great that an Aberdeen businessman is leader of the free world!

I like that he has inspired a whole ton of internet memes to make me laugh

He's given Alan Sugar a new goal!

He's not a pigeon or any other kind of flappy bird. If it came to a choice, I'd probably run faster from the pigeon. For a short distance at any rate.

His name means 'fart', which is fun for children.

He has been able to use the word 'sad' in so many useful, new, descriptive ways.

These are all so, so good!

Thanks to him I ended up listening to Billy Joel again
m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

The animal on his head is well trained.

He is the living embodiment of the growth mindset and thus a perfect example to children everywhere. He decided he wanted to do something, so he did.

Maybe not lighthearted enough.

KoalasDownUnder

He also gives a wealth of material to John Oliver, who I adore. Thanks, Drumpf!

I like how he's given a lot of total unknowns the chance to be at his inauguration concerts, instead of allowing huge A- list celebrities to perform. Supporting the little guy just like he promised.

I am strangely fascinated by the way if you photoshop his mouth onto his eyes...he looks exactly the same as normal!!!!

I love the fact hes sexy! Nearly as sexy as bush!!

I like that he's named after a fart.

I like the way he has highlighted key flaws in the popular vote vs electoral college system and hope he may pave the way for reform so that is can never ever happen again.

I love the way the interiors of his home appear to have been modelled on dollhouses. How freeing it must be to not give a whizz what others might think about the lavish splashings of gold on all available surfaces?

I also like that he has several more chins than I do

I like that he's named after a fart.

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Winner of the thread

Orange Is The New Black!

I need to know - is that fake tan? Or is it tanning bed usage? Is that why the skin around his eyes is so white, from the goggles? SOMEONE TELL ME, IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY! also why has no one told him to stop doing it

His name is a suitable pun for someone who won an election. I'm not surprised he won, I hear he's a cat lover and the internet loves cats.

He has made George dubbya Bush seem moderate and left wing, that's very generous of him.

He writes excellent comic book villain dialogue.

He's brought the word 'bigly' back into modern parlance.