To start a thread of compliments to Donald Trump?

[TheClaws]

I'm not a Trump-lover ... but how about a challenge, MN? Instead of a thread full of woe, let's find something nice to say about the POTUS. Anything. I'm sure you can if you try! Let's see how far we can make it. I'll start.

I really like the strength of his hair products...

I like that finally the white male has a voice in the world.

He's a living inspiration to us all.

In getting himself elected POTUS, he has shown us that no matter how ludicrous or unrealistic your personal ambitions may seem, if you have enough delusion faith in yourself, then anything is possible.

I like that fish lip thing he does with his mouth while he talks...

Like thish (I'm doing it now)

I'm impressed that he has such high self-esteem! I mean he genuinely believes that he knows better than EVERYONE which shows how good he feels about himself!
(Alternatively he may just be an utter narcissist 🙄)

So glad he didn't buy the Banks' house in The Fresh Prince, wasn't the right direction for the family. Thanks Trumpy

I like that his skin fake tan tone resembles Cheetos

I love that he watches the award shows and tweets about them.

A real American!🗽

I like that he's not a serial killer

I would hesitate to put money on that, personally...

He has shown that the most unlikely things in the world can happen. And he gives our family hours of entertainment discussing him and his latest ludicrous outpourings!

He has provided a brief distraction from the shit-shower that is Brexit, and his election means that the UK no longer holds the record of being "country whose turkeys are most inclined to vote for Christmas".

I like it that he appreciates no-one understands 'the people' so much as a bloated, rich white man with a golden throne.

I like how you and Melania had matching fake tans especially for the inauguration concert. Well done.

And money, SaucyJack - ambition and a huge heap of cash.

He's not a politician.

I'm looking forward to seeing what would have happened in Game of Thrones, had Joffrey lived.

As the owner of a pair of ridiculously small hands, I like that he's shown that having ridiculously small hands is no barrier to becoming a world leader.

Who runs the world? The dainty-handed.

I like that I will finally get to see how the impeachment process works.

Oh I've got another one! My DH hates him more than Nicola Sturgeon, so my DH isn't banging on about Nicola Sturgeon quite as often.

he's going to do wonders for the American brick laying industry.

oh and he's made my 4 year old interested in politics

I like that he obviously has a great sense of humour, and taste for irony. Why else would he be where he is today?

I like that he is not irish.

I enjoy looking for the pout rather than listening to what he's saying. It is a very pouty pout.

I like that he's united so many people across the world in their dislike of him. It's so difficult to achieve such unity, and he hasn't even been inaugurated yet.

I just love his punchy Tweets. Exclamation marks! One word Sentences! Needless caps! GREAT!

He proves that good looks and intelligence are not the only way to make your way in the world.