To start a thread of compliments to Donald Trump?

[TheClaws]

I'm not a Trump-lover ... but how about a challenge, MN? Instead of a thread full of woe, let's find something nice to say about the POTUS. Anything. I'm sure you can if you try! Let's see how far we can make it. I'll start.

I really like the strength of his hair products...

"I love the fact his a very successful businessman and has made and lost his wealth more than once."

You do realise that each of the 6 times he's declared bankrupt it's been a business strategy enabling him to avoid paying his creditors?

Mini fingers your beat me to it. One of his companies almost went bust recently too.

Moaning and raging about Donald Trump gives something for idle liberals to do, now that Remain is running its course. Their virtue tokenism and virtue signalling is pitifully self-serving and vacuous! And they basically hate everyone who doesn't agree with them! Nice!

I like to think that him & Boris Johnson are distant cousins - both buffoons you can't help laugh at but you seriously wouldn't want them running your country.

But then again.....

The naive belief of his supporters that each time he starts again with nothing, and by sheer brilliance manages to create another fortune.

Err, no. Doesn't work like that.

No ordinary person with a history of repeated bankruptcy would be able to find the resources to build another huge business from nothing.

Trump would have funds salted away that weren't accessible to his creditors.

I like the fact he could hypothetically buy me anything I wanted, I guess that's why he has his wife

StripeyCover

Gone snowflakey?
Like dear Trump?
I love his snowflakyness. It's white and it's fluffy and sensitive.
In particular because he makes all other politicians look positively virtuous, yes.

I like that he makes Professor Umbrage look cuddly and misunderstood.

I like that if he gets shot at while president his guards will shout

'Donald Duck' stolen from facebook

Just saw an agent is being investigated for tweeting that she wouldn't take a bullet for him. I suspect few would really.

I like how he sits at a desk, signing stuff, surrounded by flunkeys, quite obviously imagining himself as the big guy in a movie. except it's real now, that's the confronting thing

I like the fact that it made me cry laughing when I watched the 'Bad Lip Reading' thing that's been made if the inauguration.