To start a thread of compliments to Donald Trump?

[TheClaws]

I'm not a Trump-lover ... but how about a challenge, MN? Instead of a thread full of woe, let's find something nice to say about the POTUS. Anything. I'm sure you can if you try! Let's see how far we can make it. I'll start.

I really like the strength of his hair products...

I love his self confidence and that he is not afraid to speak out on matters he really believes in.

He's made Obama look absolutely fucking spectacular by comparison.

I like that he has the balls to keep a prank going until the last possible minute for maximum levels of uncomfortableness. It is a prank right?

I like that his face gives me cravings for satsumas

I love his self confidence and that he is not afraid to speak out on matters he really believes in.
Or indeed upon matters he knows nothing about and doesn't care about, bless him.

I also really love that he has offended Kanye by not asking him to play at his inauguration.

He's the same colour as a wotsit and I like wotsits

i love that he has such an interesting hairstyle so so much more interesting than Obama, Clinton , both Bush,s etc.

I like how he is kindly making George W Bush seem intelligent by comparison.

I like that he lives miles from the UK. Cheers Donald.

It's admirable he loves Toads so much he tries his best to look like one.

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I like how intelligent he makes everyone else in the world look.

That he inspired this thread.

He has a lot of hair for a man his age.

He has a fine career in film cameos. Sorry. He has a career in film cameos.

I know I should not feel sorry for him in the slightest, I know, I am that I am...it's just having no one famous to agree to play at your party. That's pretty humiliating. It just reminds me of threads on here when a whole class is invited to a birthday party and no one turns up.
I know.

I like that he's American (sorry America)

Dear Mr Trump, thank you for giving me an excuse to drink before noon. Gotta be in the right state of inebriation for the inauguration and that will take time.

I like that he uses the word elegant. Even though I'm not sure he knows what it actually means.

I like how he sticks up for himself against "fake news" and is always on Twitter to "defend" himself.

I like that he gave Kevin directions in Home Alone 2.

I can't think of anything in real life

I like that he's over sexed, over paid and over there.

There's finally going to be someone to look after the 1%. They and their billions have been so neglected in recent years.

The greatest onanist the world has ever seen.

Oops, sorry, that's not light hearted either. I tried, really I did, and that's all I could come up with!

He has dainty little hands