to invite the Nicolarse and Buntline crowd to this thread

[chocolateworshipper]

even though I'm not the OP?

We can't leave it there!

Hmmm-good point. I think I've just got a bit overexcited about a parking thread occurring actually in my neighbourhood! Time to take a step back now.

OP - don't worry, I'm not stalking you. I was driving past anyway yesterday, and just looked as I passed (though that's a bit of a hollow explanation as I would have purposely walked past today if I hadn't been too embarrassed).

Hope all gets sorted satisfactorily... Parking in this town can be a nightmare.

We live on quite a friendly road and we are in a neighbourhood watch scheme, so I will pass my over investment off as that! Hopefully not freaking the OP out, just looking out for her.

It is a very thin white plastic tape, not a police cordon style ducky

This thread is making me wonder how many MNers live on my own street!

You've got a cheek showing your face Caroline

This is Caroline

never mind that the OP has someone stalking her drive - I have someone stalking my breakfast table

Chocolateworshipper - I think you're going to have to explain that.

Because I'm bored and miffed this thread seems to have dried up

I think it's because I pointed out she wouldn't have 'nearly spat her breakfast out' that someone said bosom hoikers.

This is Nicolarse.

Oh. I'd been hoping for a really exciting plot twist there. Sigh.

All seems very quiet...
I still can't find the 'poo puff' thread. Can anyone link or tell me what to search for pls? There's loads of 'poo' threads!! Thanks!

Here's the pouffe of poo thread, it's in Classics. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/934578-Nightmare-Incident-with-Neighbour-39-s-Parcel-please-sympathise-and
It's hard to recognise as the title's about a parcel for next door. I can't remember if I posted on it or not (would have been a different name) but I remember being very amused by it at the time; it might even be the first MN thread I actually rold dd about!

Thank you memoirs

Has bird gone to work again today then?

So we've got to wait until after 4pm to find out if anyone went to see anyone about anything & that it is indeed her drive that is taped off?

Well, I'm just not sure that that is acceptable!

Hope that you're OK today, bird.

Al I want is a description of the real Caroline to see if she's like my imagined one.

I agree.

i want to see if real-Caroline's resting-bitch-face is as arsey as imaginary-Caroline's resting bitch face.

And does she really wear a Margaret Thatcher pussycat bow blouse?

These things are ^important!.

I want to know what happened!!!!!!

I've sifted through sooooo many pages of comments & still can't find the outcome. Do we know if the cheeky woman's car is still there or did she sneak out & collect it while OP was at the Drs? My brain cannot cope with all this uncertainty! 😩

And I'd love to know what town this is where people turn your private drive into their free car parking! Anybody know - I might have missed it over 3 threads...

LittleMiss
The car was removed while the OP was out
But

another car was in its place

Another Carer for the next door neighbour parked there too

Someone said they thought St Somewhere at one point tap.

I don't know if they were right/wrong, serious/joking.

ROFL @ "self-righteous bosom hoiking..."
Reminds me of Cissy and Ada. This is how I will picture all troll hunters in future :)

ah Manumission - I remember that St something now.

salem I can't believe you finished the Cornflakes. You could at least have put your bowl in the dishwasher afterwards ...

So three people live in the street plus Nicolarse ( why wasn't he asked where does this Caroline live?) and nobody can find this bloody Caroline!

Maybe one of them IS Caroline