AIBU to be horrified shocked disgusted AND revolted by family on sofa?

[LauraMipsum]

Just got back from a trip to extended family and was HORRIFIED to find that they sit on their bottoms on the sofa, often with only one or two layers of material between skin and chair. PIL don't even wipe it down with anti bac wipes in between different people plonking their backsides down.

WIBU to stand for the entire visit of two weeks? My knees hurt and my face aches from scowling.

My DH is a workman and I have to napalm the toilet every time he uses it.

Bill you let you DH in the house and he is a workman.....

I have been on the same thread as you, I feel dirty.

I'm stuck at the "not enough layers" OP described in opening post.

I think your realtives need these super thick onesies😉😂

Bitofacow, I do blast him with white phosphorous every time he comes home. Some of his limbs are coming a bit loose from it, but he knows he shouldn't even think about dropping one on my clean floor.

Bill I'm clutching my pearls at the very idea of a workman.

A dirty, rough workman. With big rough hands .........ohhhh

Anyway I'm off to disinfect myself before bed.

I hope you disinfect those pearls after you've clutched them.

"Bill I'm clutching my pearls at the very idea of a workman."

Quite.
Frankly, I'll be glad when I've stopped thinking about it.

A dirty, rough workman.

With dirty , rough workman poo. I'm traumatised i tell you..traumatised!

He's cracking in bed though. Sometimes dirty is good.

I'm horrified by some of these stories. Dirty gits. I'm going to have a lie down. Obviously when I mean lie down, I won't actually be touching the bed.

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Bill ahhhhhhhhhhhhhjjj

Bill I hope he doesn't do unmentionable things in your underwear drawer. I've heard on here that workmen do that all the time

I wear one of these.

I haven't RTFT yet, but has anyone else suggested those are discusting habits?

You have all triggered me! PLEASE can we have warnings on threads like this

I heard some people wash their arses in the bath and then dry them on towels. Not special arse towels, just regular towels.

StairsInTheNight Don't worry, that's an urban myth. One of the most disgusting I've ever heard, but definitely a myth.

I've read (skimmed) the thread now.

You're all amateurs. My house is a gigantic autoclave and I run a sterilising cycle every day before I get in.
The only air that comes in is through a HEPA filter, and water is milliQ, and autoclaved too just in case.
Whenever I leave a room, I turn on the UV lamp to get rid of any residues.

Visitors and entering have to go through a decontamination shower.

Visitors and ME entering.

We're not at home to Ms Braggydrawers, thank you Lweji.

YABU - DCat sleeps on our bed and small child only changes clothes every day, and no-one's fallen over with a communicable disease yet.

[Runs away from thread really quickly before the MN flamethrowers appear]

It's really hard to buy Special Arse Towels these days, though. John Lewis used to have a good range of Special Arse Towels, I recall, but nowadays you have to get them in from Kazakhstan. It's a real shame.

You all still live on Earth? You need your own individual space station filled with Zoflora. The sooner Donald Trump gets his hands on the nuclear codes and blows that grubby little space rock into oblivion, the better. Everyone knows the best way to sterilise anything is to throw it directly into the sun.

TheOgPog You're being very silly. Please don't spoil such a sensible thread with sillyness. There's just no need.

I put my sofa in the dishwasher on a hot cycle with zoflora. Comes up a treat but it's sometimes difficult to fit it in with the bog brush and my workman DH jostling for space in there.