AIBU to be horrified shocked disgusted AND revolted by family on sofa?

[LauraMipsum]

Just got back from a trip to extended family and was HORRIFIED to find that they sit on their bottoms on the sofa, often with only one or two layers of material between skin and chair. PIL don't even wipe it down with anti bac wipes in between different people plonking their backsides down.

WIBU to stand for the entire visit of two weeks? My knees hurt and my face aches from scowling.

Oh well my DHs bits are made out of out of tungsten and go through a nuclear blast furnaces before each act of procreation. Just to be on the safe side.

So appalled at the disgusting habits of family and friends, the insurance only pays out so many times after having to set fire to the house after one of their ungodly visits that we have now invested in our own island! We have established border control whereby we can strictly vet any potential visitors thereby ensuring that strict hygiene measure are adhered to at all times. Can highly rerecommend.

Our children are radioactive but very clean. Germs sir as soon as they land on them.

Die, not sir

Cross posting I think but I'd definitely go nc with those animals

EmmaGellerGreen - don't you use paper plates and disposable cutlery??? I thought this was just common sense

As do other people I guess Bill. Which solves the problem also.

Genius.

I'm actually typing this message out using the power of telekinesis bought on by the rage of reading such filth on this thread, my phone is wrapped in six layers of anti bacterial infused cling film to discourage germs...

Just

I use a 3D printer to print an entire new house every day

You use the same printer every day?

How are you alive?

I'm tempted to buy one of those zorbing balls so I can just roll about my business in my own anti bac bubble

This is why I ALWAYS wear this when visiting my PIL.

Did you look down on them

Brilliant.
Thankyou ladies [gri ]

Oops. Missed the 'n' as I don't like to touch the keyboard, and have to post by thought transfer

Of course she's looking down on them. If she was looking up she'd be sat in their filth. Probably on Lino that hasn't been bleached for ten minutes. Ugh.

Zoflora their arses. Cranberry and Orange

Bakeoff, that's brilliant...! 😂

Molly I've got them for all the family including the dog. You can never be too careful

BakeOffBiscuits Please tell me your hands are fully protected too!

Going NC is the only way..

Do people even sit on sofas these days?! Thought they were only used by commoners & pourpers?!

Around here we sit on cling film wrapped cotton wool balls, with removable self-cleaning, self changing covers which change every time someone so much as looks at it. How else do you keep those disgusting, minging, vile germs from poisoning everyone?!

PEASANTS!

BillSykesDog

Cancel the cheque and LTB.

Don't panic Mynest, yes I do wear gloves.

I just pop that phrase onto each pair, as a little reminder.

For some reason my PIL don't appear to like me very much.

I can't think why.....