AIBU to be horrified shocked disgusted AND revolted by family on sofa?

[LauraMipsum]

Just got back from a trip to extended family and was HORRIFIED to find that they sit on their bottoms on the sofa, often with only one or two layers of material between skin and chair. PIL don't even wipe it down with anti bac wipes in between different people plonking their backsides down.

WIBU to stand for the entire visit of two weeks? My knees hurt and my face aches from scowling.

You need to LTB.

I'm going to buy a black light torch just for these very occasions! If there's any rogue protein matter or enzymes lurking about I want to know about it
trains it straight onto DPs suspected wank sock

Ugh the disgusting, revolting, minging, germ-ridden filthmongers! I would stand too. All week. With a face on. And I'd moan on and on relentlessly to my dh about his inferior family and their DISGUSTING GERMS.
DISGUSTING!

Perhaps Robbie Williams can help, OP? He appears to need to bulk buy such wipes...

A fan touched him very recently and he looked "disgusted".

Buy them a present of a clear plastic sofa cover. It'll be easier for them to keep it clean. Don't forget to leave the price tag on so they know how much you spent on the unexpected gift.

Phone 101

You are joking aren't you?

Doesn't everyone just stick their sofa covers in the machine every night? It only takes a few minutes to put them back on again in the morning.

You need to put your big girl pants on and grow a backbone. Every time they do this point out that their behaviour is unacceptable and repeat until they change. Don't be such a pushover.

We like to cover ourselves with baby wipes and then enclose with a layer of bubble wrap.

Then call the police so they can log it.

For Dixie

I try and ensure kitty at least licks his bottom before daring to sit on any of the furniture

Maybe 111 or A&E

It's amazing how many people on this forum just have zero capacity for humour!

Won't somebody think of the children?????

Wonder how many people wipe the sofa with the cloth they use to wipe the bin?

Well, that's horrendous. They probably evdn touch it with their grubby dirty hands. Hope you were not served sny kind of food and if, it was straight from the packaging, with sterilised gloves and on disposable plates. You poor thing. They sound like filthy monsters.

Fucking heathens... Next you'll be telling me their mouth touches the cup when they drink from it

pink

Heathens.

Back to the OP, shoes on or shoes off?

YWNBU to leave and never go back. I threw out my sofa years ago, they're disgusting. Whereas carpets are pretty much self cleaning, I just cover them with bleach twice a day and the germs just dissolve.

Some people even sit on the sofa in their pyjamas, they are feckless wastrels who can only be relied on to behave in a shit manner