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Someone shit the bed

96 replies

queenmools · 18/12/2016 22:52

We had a couple of guests sleeping in the spare bed on Friday night. I've just been in to change the covers ahead of more guests next week. When I took off the duvet I discovered a giant poo patch in the middle of one side ( human bum level.) Skiddy with lumps and some yellow stains around. One of the guests does have a digestive disorder so could be forgiven. Tiny chance it could have been the cat but doubtful as it was inside the covers. Anyway aibu to think that if you have a digestive disorder and this sort of thing happens you bloody well wear pants in someone else's bed. Also you strip the bed, you don't just leave a nasty surprise for the host. I'm just glad I decided to strip the bed between guests!

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Salmotrutta · 18/12/2016 22:55

ShockEnvy

Grim

SuburbanRhonda · 18/12/2016 22:56

Really?

PopGoesTheWeaz · 18/12/2016 22:58

you wouldn't normally strip the bed between guests. Grim. even for a troll.

dontpokethebear · 18/12/2016 22:58

Really.....

WanderingTrolley1 · 18/12/2016 22:58

Of course yanbu.

Who is going to tell you otherwise?

crje · 18/12/2016 22:58

Anal sex

Used to work in hotels Shock

bumsexatthebingo · 18/12/2016 22:58

Christ that's grim. I could never have them stay with me again and I would have to bin the sheets!

JenLindleyShitMom · 18/12/2016 22:59

you wouldn't normally strip the bed between guests.

Shock
queenmools · 18/12/2016 22:59

I'm not a troll! I'm real. This happened. Yes I normally strip the bed between guests and I'm very glad I do.

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queenmools · 18/12/2016 23:00

I have binned the sheets.

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MakeMyWineADouble · 18/12/2016 23:01

😷

ChocoChou · 18/12/2016 23:01

Who doesn't strip the beds between guests?

MrsTerryPratchett · 18/12/2016 23:01

My cat used to shit inside the bed. [helpful]

Patriciathestripper1 · 18/12/2016 23:02

Shock Don't invite them again. That is disgusting

PinkFondantFancy · 18/12/2016 23:02

Of course you strip the bed between guests!! I would be binning the sheets too, grim grim grim!

queenmools · 18/12/2016 23:05

If it was the cat you'd have thought they would have said so. I know the sheets were clean before they went to bed because I put them on that morning.

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KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 18/12/2016 23:06

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=xed-WE7kQ48

Meh. Shit happens...

Vinorosso74 · 18/12/2016 23:07

Grim and yes I would have binned the sheet too. I'm suddenly remembering that scene from Trainspotting where Spud strips the bed after his mishap.....

rollonthesummer · 18/12/2016 23:09

I'm just glad I decided to strip the bed between guests!

You make it sound like you don't normally!!

liz70 · 18/12/2016 23:09

Perhaps they shared a giant Creme Egg as part of their nightly activities? clutches at straws

Allthewaves · 18/12/2016 23:10

Guest might have been wearing pants but had a bad accident. Perhaps way too embarrassed to say anything esp with medical condition.

Vinorosso74 · 18/12/2016 23:10

Haha cross post KingJoffreys

Allthewaves · 18/12/2016 23:11

And who doesn't chnage sheets between guests, that's grim

lottieandmia · 18/12/2016 23:11

Ewww that is gross. Leaving it for you to find is rude. I'm so glad I never have house guests.

QueenMortificado · 18/12/2016 23:11

Perhaps they shared a giant Creme Egg as part of their nightly activities?

Was that a creme egg gifted to them after they had been rude to a MN-er? Wink

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