'I can't even cook cheese on toast'

[NaughtyLittlePassport]

Prepared to be told IABU.
Having coffee with a relatively new friend, I said something about making Christmas dinner, she then said that she 'couldn't even make cheese on toast'. I was visibly gobsmacked and as it turns out she really can't cook anything!
She was really offended that I was so surprised, and told me she'd always been too busy to learn. I've offered to help her with some basics but she's ignored my message and cancelled our DS's playing together
To not drip feed I was really shocked, going 'what not even. ....' and questioning what her kids eat probably a bit too much.
But really, wouldn't you be shocked if a 40 year old couldn't cook anything at all?

I've got a pineapple in the fridge

It makes me feel positively exotic

I should have sprung for more expensive chocolate to put into the advent calendar boxes. Would have been far more satisfying to swipe it then.

Ginger that's why I buy the cheap crap, no temptation to nick it 😂 Mind you have you tried Aldi dark chocolate???? It's ridiculously good.
Fizz I see your pineapple and I raise you a mango! 😁

Well I've got a chocolate orange.

Don't even try and beat that, it's not going to happen.

Dammit you win! If I let you lick my Lino will you share? 😂😂😂

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate orange. Yum.

And must be healthy - orange, right?

What can you bake with gin to classify it as cooking? Anyone?

I've never had gin. Which food group does that come from?

Livia, why does pesto sound rank? Your basic pesto is just basil, pine nuts, olive oil, garlic, & Parmesan.

Basil - meh
Pine nuts - HELL NO
Olive oil - meh
Garlic - meh
Parmesan - okay except it smells like puke

So no, I'm not convinced

Ginger it's one of your five a day - and if you have a slice of lemon or lime, that counts as two

I've sure I've seen a recipe on FB for Gin Fudge...

Avocado is the devil's snot....

Livia my dc call parmesan "stinky feet cheese"

it's one of your five a day - and if you have a slice of lemon or lime, that counts as two

I've never had avocado unless guacamole counts?

Oi! I like avocado!

So Pimms will have 5 a day covered then?

Gin is definitely a cooked if you use cucumber and olives right lol.

I may have to wander towards the M&S food store tomorrow after I get my free coffee from Waitrose. Just to peruse, of course.

a cooked meal. Had too many already

Do you just mash it straight out of the skin?