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To watch sporn videos every night in bed? KLAXON (title amended by MNHQ)

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GrabtharsHammer · 05/12/2016 20:30

Dh hates it and wants me to wear earphones, but I watch them to drift off to sleep and earphones irritate me.

He doesn't mind the ones with music but he doesn't like it when you can hear what's being done to people.

I just find it really relaxing, and it helps me to sleep. I think it's like a primal release when all the stuff eventually comes out!

Dh says it's gross and I need to get a new hobby. I think me and eleventy billion viewers per video can't all be wrong.

AIBU?

OP posts:
PupPupBoogie · 05/12/2016 20:32
Biscuit
CinderellaFant · 05/12/2016 20:32
Biscuit
BubbleGumBubble · 05/12/2016 20:32
Hmm
thecolonelbumminganugget · 05/12/2016 20:32

As long as they're not the sort that let you count sheep

kittybiscuits · 05/12/2016 20:32
Xmas Hmm
Champagneformyrealfriends · 05/12/2016 20:33

Reverse? Or troll? And yes, I know I'm breaking the rules by saying that Grin

GrabtharsHammer · 05/12/2016 20:33

Holy fuck.

Sporn! SPORN!

I can't tell you how much I hate this phone!

OP posts:
ChaChaChaCh4nges · 05/12/2016 20:33

FFS

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 05/12/2016 20:33

Reported

Maverickismywingman · 05/12/2016 20:34

Can't you watch anything else?

PupPupBoogie · 05/12/2016 20:34

Awaiting the "oooh I meant sporn teeee heee" update.

Believeitornot · 05/12/2016 20:34

LOL

and spoken is disgusting too you nasty lady Grin

Maverickismywingman · 05/12/2016 20:34

What on earth is sporn??

ChaChaChaCh4nges · 05/12/2016 20:34

Either way, don't do it if your DH doesn't like it. Both are grim.

ChicRock · 05/12/2016 20:34

Yeah right.

Another "oops, deliberate typo" thread.

PupPupBoogie · 05/12/2016 20:35

Cross posted. But still Biscuit

Blatantly deliberate and contrived..

Champagneformyrealfriends · 05/12/2016 20:35

Oh ffs.

FizzBombBathTime · 05/12/2016 20:35

Op sorry to bring it up on this thread but have you been drinking tonight? I have been following your other thread aswell. Is everything ok? Flowers

GoofyTheHero · 05/12/2016 20:35

Leaving aside all the porn stuff...
If you're doing something that bothers him and prevents him from sleeping then you should probably try and find a way to compromise. DH listens to podcasts to go to sleep, and it keeps me awake so he uses headphones. It's just consideration for other people.

FizzBombBathTime · 05/12/2016 20:36

Sorry cross posted op Blush

DollyPlastic · 05/12/2016 20:36

I second the sheep comment.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 05/12/2016 20:36

Oh lord

GrabtharsHammer · 05/12/2016 20:36

Totally totally not deliberate. My phone hates me. I usually catch autocorrects but didn't check the title.

And no, I'm not drinking.

OP posts:
PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 05/12/2016 20:38
Hmm
GiddyOnZackHunt · 05/12/2016 20:38

I was somewhat taken aback by this turn of events...

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