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To watch sporn videos every night in bed? KLAXON (title amended by MNHQ)

94 replies

GrabtharsHammer · 05/12/2016 20:30

Dh hates it and wants me to wear earphones, but I watch them to drift off to sleep and earphones irritate me.

He doesn't mind the ones with music but he doesn't like it when you can hear what's being done to people.

I just find it really relaxing, and it helps me to sleep. I think it's like a primal release when all the stuff eventually comes out!

Dh says it's gross and I need to get a new hobby. I think me and eleventy billion viewers per video can't all be wrong.

AIBU?

OP posts:
hobnobsaremyfavourite · 05/12/2016 20:38

Yeah right

FizzBombBathTime · 05/12/2016 20:39

Sorry op I didn't mean to bring it up on here it's just I know you're having a hard time Flowers

Believeitornot · 05/12/2016 20:39

So ask MNto change the title or better yet get the thread deleted then

GrabtharsHammer · 05/12/2016 20:39

Anyway. Sporn. I know I'm not alone in this as lots of the comments in the videos say they watch it before bed. And dr Pimple Popper has even done a lullaby video.

I reckon if Dh can watch martial arts videos before bed he can tolerate me watching lovely lovely sporn.

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 05/12/2016 20:40

One for the Daily Mail 'hilarious' typo section. Hmm

GrabtharsHammer · 05/12/2016 20:40

And yes, Olivia, if you can amend the title I'd be ever so grateful.

I really didn't need a kicking this evening.

OP posts:
fruitbats · 05/12/2016 20:41
Hmm
hobnobsaremyfavourite · 05/12/2016 20:41

Ah yes the totes hilaire typo
Hmm

Briarthorn · 05/12/2016 20:41

SleepPhones

Or in your case, SpornPhones.

Tissunnyupnorth · 05/12/2016 20:42

What is sporn (am I the only person who doesn't know)?

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 05/12/2016 20:43

@GrabtharsHammer

And yes, Olivia, if you can amend the title I'd be ever so grateful.

I really didn't need a kicking this evening.

YOU SEE I told you
NOTHING GOOD COMES OF SPORN

scottishdiem · 05/12/2016 20:43

Whilst this is also a guilty pleasure I dont think I would watch it in a room with other people.

Headphones are a must when one partner is trying to sleep/relax.

GrabtharsHammer · 05/12/2016 20:43

Spot porn. Blackheads for me, mainly.

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 05/12/2016 20:44

Sporn is spot porn. People squeezing huge spots and weirdly filming it. Bleurgh.

oldlaundbooth · 05/12/2016 20:44

Have you heard of Downton?

That's quite good too.

AliceThrewTheFookingGlass · 05/12/2016 20:44

A typo and a very carefully worded OP..

What a coincidence..

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 05/12/2016 20:45

For those confused by this thread now that we have amended the title - the OP had written PORN when she meant SPORN
SPORN is apparently videos of people with pimples to pop, spots to squeeze and blackheads etc
THE INTERNET IS WEIRD

Sparklingbrook · 05/12/2016 20:46

It's like Carry On Mumsnet on here sometimes.

GrabtharsHammer · 05/12/2016 20:46

Thanks Olivia.

I swear I'm not that weird. DrPP has over 2 million subscribers. We're everywhere...

OP posts:
GeekyWombat · 05/12/2016 20:50

I have no idea what Sporn is

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 05/12/2016 20:50

@GrabtharsHammer

Thanks Olivia.

I swear I'm not that weird. DrPP has over 2 million subscribers. We're everywhere...

dear god
i am in the wrong job.

usual · 05/12/2016 20:50

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WorraLiberty · 05/12/2016 20:51

Is 'sporn' a real thing?

Yuck

FunkinEll · 05/12/2016 20:52

I love a good Dr pimple popper video at bedtime. Only a blackhead one though, I'm not into cysts at all.

TheSockGoblin · 05/12/2016 20:53

What the fuck? You watch videos of spot popping to go to sleep?

Um.

Yea you should really use headphones because you not liking them is not the same as someone else not liking the sound of gunk coming out of a stranger's popping spot.

(cannot believe i just wrote that sentence!)

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