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To watch sporn videos every night in bed? KLAXON (title amended by MNHQ)

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GrabtharsHammer · 05/12/2016 20:30

Dh hates it and wants me to wear earphones, but I watch them to drift off to sleep and earphones irritate me.

He doesn't mind the ones with music but he doesn't like it when you can hear what's being done to people.

I just find it really relaxing, and it helps me to sleep. I think it's like a primal release when all the stuff eventually comes out!

Dh says it's gross and I need to get a new hobby. I think me and eleventy billion viewers per video can't all be wrong.

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LostMyBigGirlPants · 05/12/2016 21:32

cant. I'm sure it's out there, somewhere....

Cantusethatname · 05/12/2016 21:34

Indeed!

Whatallama · 05/12/2016 21:39

I wish this was about porn. At least I understand that.

ClopySow · 05/12/2016 21:41

Head on over to sporners corner. You'll find your people there.

Mehfruittea · 05/12/2016 21:44

What is sporn? I googled but got scared by the results page, don't want to click on them as looks well dodgy!! OMG

Magicpaintbrush · 05/12/2016 21:49

OMFG. I have never heard of this weirdness before but the thought of anybody watching pus popping out of pimples for the pleasure of it is completely and utterly beyond me. I feel very sorry for the OP's husband. I could never never never put up with that. BLEUUUUURRGHH!!! Just when I think I've heard it all there is yet another new low.

I need to go and think about bunnies and unicorns or something now.

IJustAteTheKidsFoodAgain · 05/12/2016 21:52

Well I never, people think it's weird? I can see not enjoying it but if I start watching I can't stop. I wouldn't use it to help me sleep though, I'd be up all night clicking on the next one. Now off to see if I can find a good ear wax removal....

crashdoll · 05/12/2016 21:53

This is...unusual.

Serialweightwatcher · 05/12/2016 21:54

Of course I'm serious - never heard of it lol ...... and what's the wiping thing? Eeek

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 05/12/2016 22:06

I think it is very selfish to watch any sort of video in bed, when you know it pisses off the person you are sharing the bed with. I think that, if you can't use headphones, you shouldn't be watching videos in bed.

Also, it is very bad for your sleep patterns to watch screens in bed before trying to fall asleep. The blue light from them screws up your brainwaves and makes your has a negative effect on your sleep patterns - and if you are watching screens, that blue light can affect the other person in the bed too.

Grabthars -I know from your other thread that you are battling other serious issues at the moment, and I would suggest it would be beneficial for you to make your life as healthy as possible - diet, exercise and sleep - and it is bad for your sleep to watch videos in bed. You need good quality, refreshing sleep more than ever, right now. Look after yourself.

Groovee · 05/12/2016 22:08

Can't we move this to Sporner Corner?

grumpysquash3 · 05/12/2016 22:12

OMG I had to get far down the thread to figure out what sporn is.
So, do I get this right, you go to bed and watch randoms squeezing pimples, blackheads and boils?
Each to their own- I get that - but why is it nice and fun to watch at bedtime?

memyselfandaye · 05/12/2016 22:14

Ingrown hairs being released are a very satisfying watch.

ClopySow · 05/12/2016 22:16

Oh god, i love ingrown hairs. Just my own mind.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 05/12/2016 23:24

I think this belongs in Relationships more than Sporners' Corner. The issue here is the OP wanting to watch videos in bed without headphones, and her dh objecting to being disturbed by the noise - the content of the video is pretty irrelevant.

Wookiecookies · 05/12/2016 23:32

Sporn??? OMG. After finding out what it actually is, I almost wish it was porn you were talking about ShockGrin

OP YABweirdlyU

Wookiecookies · 05/12/2016 23:33

STDG I think it belongs somewhere in the deepest darkest reaches of t'internet actually! Grin

Wookiecookies · 05/12/2016 23:33

says the person who is over on the armpit hair thread

Tomselleckhaskindeyes · 05/12/2016 23:39

Ear wax ones are strangely satisfying. My husband has amazing ear wax thinking of starting my own channel! And I understand OP chat is more understanding than aibu about this kind of thing! Flowers

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