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Matthew Wright "foul mouthed, illiterate harridans"

289 replies

Wookiecookies · 17/11/2016 10:59

AIBU to think this guy is truly a complete and utter narcissitic twit?

He has the nerve to steal stories from mumsnet and then describes us all as "foul mouthed, illiterate harridans"

Grrr.

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SuperFlyHigh · 17/11/2016 11:57

MsHoolies at one point when possibly hungover I eyeballed Jezza Kyle and thought "hmm you're not bad", then I checked myself...

have never forgotten him outing John Leslie and a friend of mine where I worked who was the PR woman knew all about it anyway... not that I like JL but Wright is a complete twunt for doing that.

pictish · 17/11/2016 11:57

I'll give him foul mouthed and harridans. And gladly.

Matthew Wright "foul mouthed, illiterate harridans"
ZoeTurtle · 17/11/2016 11:58

I seriously cannot believe that people use that word so liberally in day to day life

Not our fault you've had a sheltered existence!

It can often be heard in my office. And even more often when I'm in my car in traffic Wink

Jellybean83 · 17/11/2016 11:58

Foul mouthed yes (it's part of the appeal of mumsnet for me) and there are some deeply unpleasant women on here, although calling them harridans is a bit harsh... but illiterate isn't a word I'd use to describe mumsnet.

Manumission · 17/11/2016 11:58

Good god, do any researchers do any work aside from browsing munsnet?

Sounds quite a fun job. It would make combining work with sneaking on here less guilt-ridden.

SurlyValentine · 17/11/2016 12:00

Foul-mouthed? Often.
Harridans? Perhaps.
Illiterate? How fucking dare you, you fucking cuntpuffin?

BarbarianMum · 17/11/2016 12:00

Actually I quite fancy FoulmouthedHarridan as a username . Harridan is just like Virago - a name used by men to shut women up. Good luck with that you flaccid little tosser . Smile

BrianCoxWithBellsOn · 17/11/2016 12:00

Rubber faced cunt.

CaesiumTime · 17/11/2016 12:01

Cuntsnet, YES!

Fuck off you fucking cockwombled wank.

BeyondReasonablyDoubts · 17/11/2016 12:01

How does one apply to be a researcher for him? It's basically just sitting on mn all day and getting paid for it, yes? I'd be brilliant at it.

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 17/11/2016 12:02

Do it barbarian.

birdy - I'm sorry but you need help. His face is like the puckered arsehole of a very incontinent tortoise.

Wookiecookies · 17/11/2016 12:02

"Cuntpuffin" GrinGrinGrin

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birdybirdywoofwoof · 17/11/2016 12:03

Ah MsHoolie, we are not alone.

I do like a jowly fella. Can't help it.

Im sure if he met me he would grow to love the foul mouthed and the harridan.

squoosh · 17/11/2016 12:04

at one point when possibly hungover I eyeballed Jezza Kyle and thought "hmm you're not bad"

We all have the odd dodgy crush. Sometimes being semi repulsed is part of the attraction.

Isn't it?

Yes?

Just me?

Wookiecookies · 17/11/2016 12:04

"birdy - I'm sorry but you need help. His face is like the puckered arsehole of a very incontinent tortoise."

GrinGrinGrin

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birdybirdywoofwoof · 17/11/2016 12:04

But its not just me, Jess, there's at least two of us who have the The Wright Crush. He can't be that incontinent.

Mummyshortlegz · 17/11/2016 12:05

Cuntpuffin, I want that on a T shirt.

He is proper glass tapping and lapping this all up.

Wookiecookies · 17/11/2016 12:05

He IS verbally incontinent birdy Wink

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Wookiecookies · 17/11/2016 12:07

And I wouldn't call it the "wrightcrush"

Perhaps "wrongcrush" would better suit. Grin

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slenderisthenight · 17/11/2016 12:07

He does have a point :)

StrawberryLime · 17/11/2016 12:07

Oh, come on.
He only says it for a reaction and he's got one, hasn't he?! Grin
Grin

BrianCoxWithBellsOn · 17/11/2016 12:08

Hitler managed to find love, so I suppose its logical that Matthew Wright an be deemed attractive Wink

CaesiumTime · 17/11/2016 12:08

Havent watched it since he made 'retarded' comments while laughing at how funny and superior he was, about Susan Boyle.

This isn't funny. He's truly vile if this is true. How awful.

shovetheholly · 17/11/2016 12:10

I rather like the idea of being a harridan, and think we should reclaim it from its old-fashioned sexist associations of nagging. It makes me think of myself like Boudica, with sword in hand and breastplate and robes billowing empoweringly in a fetchingly well-directed wind. Oh, and with a wise looking owl on my shoulder. Because my Boudica has an owl.

BaggyCheeks · 17/11/2016 12:10

FlaccidLittleTwat would also make a good username. Hmmm....