Matthew Wright "foul mouthed, illiterate harridans"

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AIBU to think this guy is truly a complete and utter narcissitic twit?

He has the nerve to steal stories from mumsnet and then describes us all as "foul mouthed, illiterate harridans"

Grrr.

Pissing myself at harridan though. I'm twenty years younger than he is!!

Anyway, I'm a harpy tyvm.

He can go fukc himsellf. Illiterate my arrs.

Hasn't he said this before? I'm sure we've had identical threads about it in the past. He's a repetitive cockwomble.
I've only ever seen his programme whilst trapped on a maternity ward years ago. It made me cross.

Harridan - a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman

Hey hey, dick-head - less of the old.
I'm younger than you!

And yes to this Go fuck yourself Matthew

I feckin' love this sort of thread.

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be a complete cunting arsehole with no knackers and a lonely brain cell just like you hun

I can't bear Matthew Wright. He's a cunt who looks like Jeremy Kyle's older brother with a smack addiction.

And he has stupid hair. Prick.

Good lord Worra, I dont take myself seriously at all... I just think he is a hyprocritical twit, apparently the stories are good enough to use, but the authors of the thread are just not up to his standards!

He is right about foul mouthed though, and I have no problem with that statement .

Beauty, that made me laugh!

He's a mumsnetter for sure. I think he has a love/hate thing going on with us.

Yes Giddy he's said it lots of times, just to tap the fish tank.

And every time, it causes a stir and a hugely foul mouthed reaction

Show I bet he DID have one yes!

He's said that before.

He needs a dictionary as a Christmas gift.

"Stupid hair"

Argh I forgot to swear. Fuck.

I think it's funny! He gets loads of stuck on here so why not.

He's hardly a serious journalist is he

Who? Never heard of him.

I actually blame Matthew Wright for my break-up, more than the OW! My ex insisted on watching him every morning, despite knowing how much I despise him - there were a lot of rows over that twunt!

Insulting us is fine, but illiterate is really below the belt. Has he not met the pedants?

OP, lots of people take his comments and themselves very seriously indeed on these threads.

Does anyone really care whether a complete stranger, who they will probably never meet, thinks they're a foul mouthed, illiterate harridan?

Oh? Do we think he is a mumsnetter too?

Hi Matthew 👋, now do go run along and get some cunting original thoughts dear.

Yours sincerely
"Harridan"

'Foul mouthed harridans' is fine by me. He clearly has a total boner for the foul mouthed harridans though.

Illiterate though? I take grave exception to that Matthew.

@ Squoosh

imagines Matthew rubbing his grubby thighs whilst picturing the foul mouthed "harridans"