To think Mrs Topsy and Tim

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is supremely annoying.

As are "the twins"

🙄

In other news, we know of a genuine Topsy

Jesus Christ, do you know a Jason Mason too?

In the books you sometimes get 'mummy went pink and cross'
I bet

I don't think her name is Joy, she sounds like Ruth to me 😂

After the episode where Topsy got appendicitis and was rushed to hospital, I was hopeful the next episode might just be called... Tim.

This post wins

Topsy and Tims mum is a cunt and so are those bloody awful twins

DH and I have been speculating tonight and have concluded that no further episodes were filmed due to the fact that Joy's bun in the oven came out Afro Caribbean and it turned out she'd been shagging Kerry's dad, Brian went off on a mad rampage and is now awaiting sentencing for GBH

This is Ruth for those who don't know. Check out the Unmumsy Mum on FB for more on Ruth.

My god, Joy is Ruth.

I hate to break it to you parents of toddlers who love T&T but my 12 year old dd still watches it now and again. You have this for a long time to come

Dim is explaining to his rabbit how the bus isn't scary.

Quite rightly, the rabbit bit the little twat.

It's on right now. Pass the gin.

It's strangely compelling viewing.

What would it take to push Mrs Topsy and Tim over the edge I wonder?

Oh Jesus wept I fucking hate this programme.

We watched one on Friday and she was pregnant

Oh fucking hell, Brian, really?!

Cbeebies quiz can fuck right off.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/grownups/which-cbeebies-grownup-are-you?nsmchannel=social&nsscampaign=cbeebies&nssource=facebook&nsslinkname=children

My 7 year old watched this tonight. Oh god it's hard not to scream at the tv. Tonight T&T are so excited about sharing a room and it becomes action stations to move everything. It's not like the baby goes in straight away. And when Topsy let Pippa go and no one have Topsy an absolute bollocking.

I was at softplay today and swear I meant the sister of The twins. Someone had put some building blocks in a bit of softplay to help the kids climb up to which she said to her dd "What a fantastic mummy idea". I moved away from her!

There's no new episodes is there?? I think the last one was preparing for the baby and that was a year ago

I don't understand that episode where the mum is pregnant so T&T have to share a room. Why can't the baby have a cot in the Mum & Dad's room. Or why can't they move rooms round so that Mum & Dad have one of the kids' rooms and put the cot in with them? If I was Topsy I'd smother Dim Tim in the night.

Just watching my first episode following reading this thread vomit bowl ready! Super dad rescuing a cat and now tim has broken a vase. Will Mrs tt finally lose her cool? Of course not! Then she dresses down for her wedding anniversary in beige!!

Nunn 😂

Personally I just want her to lose her shit one time. Just once.

Wasn't there an episode of them hiding an egg or something under their bed once and they made a right mess. She was just "never mind".

Never mind?! Never mind?! They aren't bloody two!

Papergirl my 10yo DD still watches it with 7yo DS too. I genuinely find something to stab repeatedly housework to do when its on.

Just told 13 yo DS about this thread. Said wistfully. "Oh yes, that mum is just like an angel. Bet she looks good in a bikini" Grrrrrr!!!!!

I think she uses the word "twintastic" every time she really wants to say, "shitbastards".

There both little shits in the dentist episode they both bring there stupid fucking teddies teddies to the fucking dentist and keep it a fucking secret