To think Mrs Topsy and Tim

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is supremely annoying.

As are "the twins"

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She always calls them topsy and Tim, never addressed just one of them... until topsy had her appendix out and there for was recorded without Tim. She called her topsy twin!!!! For gods sake.

YES! The thread I've been waiting for! Was thrilled for Mossy when he finally got to see the back of those smarmy little shits. Sad for me though - he was best thing in it.

Ktay - thanks, that makes sense

YABU I loved reading Topsy and Tim to my little ones!

Topsy is so old, we keep waiting for the episode where she starts her periods.

Apparently they are both 8 when they were supposed to be 4 on screen.

DIY Derek. Why not just fucking call him Derek? Why add the 'DIY' all the time?

Nunn that's the funniest thing I've read in a while, thank you! It's a spot on analysis.

I think MN should host a web chat with T&T's Mum.

Nauseating CBeebies advert alluding to Grandma's incontinence?

Oh, huggles? Never mind.

The thing that perplexes me is that her kids never wipe their feet or remove their shoe,s just charge in and out of the garden all over her oatmeal carpet and she doesn't give a fuck. WIPE YOUR FUCKING FEET YOU LITTLE SHITS.

Both the parents drive me mad being too perfect. But the Dad has the edge for me.

Nunn

I love this thread!

Topsy and tim. The future will see Tim is going to end up pimping out his sister to feed mummy's opiate habit.

Don't get me started on fucking Melody and fucking melodys smug mum. She's even worse

If my MIL turned up to babysit and WASHED HER FUCKING DOG IN MY BATHROOM I would go ape shit.

Mummy in the books is a definite size 14 while stepford tv mummy is a model. Obviously the viewing public couldn't be expected to accept a plain ish mummy mummy...

NunntheWiser Wed 16-Nov-16 17:31:59

^^ great great thread I also hate topsy and tim, I escaped it with dd one but sadly dd 2 LOVES the fuckers.

SuperMumTum exactly what I think about that episode! Grandma is way too precious over that fucking dog.

Can't stand the plastic glued on smile mum. Whole programme annoys the living shit out of me

She's not a 14 in the ones I've read! I suspect there are an infinite amount of editions though.
When I was looking for a picture I also came across this exciting chapter from an earlier version...

"Why can't I be a dustman?"

I didn't even know they were on the telly! We have a few of the books and have enjoyed them. Shall I keep it like that and not sully my happy memories? Kids too old for them now.

Just about to post the Hurrah for gin page but see its bindun

nunn still reading thread but had to comment to say you have encapsulated ALL I feel re t&t.

Plus she is so fucking DRIPPY AND WET - I really object to that being held up to kids as the 'right' kind of mum!!!

eyespydreams and others thanks . It's nice to know that others share the irrational over-analysis and subsequent anger I have towards CBeebies programmes. Do not get me started on Bing or I will lose my shit.

In my latest blog, I pillory Gina Ford. Hope she doesn't sue. It appears I do impotent anger a lot. I'm over at my username .com if you would like to read my latest rant.