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To think Mrs Topsy and Tim

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Boundaries · 16/11/2016 17:30

is supremely annoying.

As are "the twins"

🙄

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Boundaries · 18/11/2016 17:23

It's on now...

We should all watch it, see if we can hear each other yelling "fuck OFF Joy" in out heads....

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FunkinEll · 18/11/2016 17:24

She's knocked up Shock didn't see that one coming!

Boundaries · 18/11/2016 17:25

Max Branning's?

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FunkinEll · 18/11/2016 17:27

Must be, don't think Dad puts out.

HorseDentist · 18/11/2016 17:28

Is their Mum supposed to be pregnant? Or are we ignoring the very obvious bump that she has at the moment.

FunkinEll · 18/11/2016 17:29

And tony's mum is having ANOTHER baby. It's all happening in Twickers tonight.

Boundaries · 18/11/2016 17:29

Sex with Joy must be awful. All bright and brisk with an undercurrent of disapppintment.

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FunkinEll · 18/11/2016 17:33
Grin Dad's going to need a bigger car as well.
Boundaries · 18/11/2016 17:33

Toptastic curtain? AngryConfused

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Haggisfish · 18/11/2016 17:35

Another bloody baby?!? Htf can they afford another one?!

HorseDentist · 18/11/2016 17:35

Bump. They have only just bloody moved to a 3 bed! Let's hope we don't have to go through another moving house saga.

To think Mrs Topsy and Tim
Boundaries · 18/11/2016 17:36

Topsy and Tim have to share.

They're delighted, obvs

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MumOfPreemieTwins · 18/11/2016 17:37

Sorry I haven't RTFT so apologies if this has already been posted, but it sounds like this may appeal to some of you😀

hurrahforgin.com/2016/09/20/topsy-and-tim-mummy-loses-the-plot/

NunntheWiser · 18/11/2016 17:40

After the episode where Topsy got appendicitis and was rushed to hospital, I was hopeful the next episode might just be called... Tim.

canihaveacoffeeplease · 18/11/2016 17:41

Oh god I can't stand how wet the dad is!! But Joy clearly wears the trousers in that relationship, he's a good boy who does what he's told I think.

Also that episode where T&T decide to hatch an egg in the airing cupboard, fucking hilarious, I did think the lovely Joy overreacted just a bit, I mean there was no way that egg was actually going to hatch and make a mess of her lovey clean laundry, and for dim Tim it was a reasonably inspired idea!

canihaveacoffeeplease · 18/11/2016 17:42

After the episode where Topsy got appendicitis and was rushed to hospital, I was hopeful the next episode might just be called... Tim.

Ha ha that's amazing, if only!

Greengoddess12 · 18/11/2016 17:44

mum. Love that link.

The episode where a friend dumped her kid into her and she is quite happy to have another one and 'let's bake' ffs no let's turn on the TV.

Bing is wierd. Is Flop a victim of modern slavery? Or a manny or Cm?

KitKat1985 · 18/11/2016 17:49

The twins are called 'Twatsy and Tit' in our house....

Goldenbuzzer · 18/11/2016 19:11

e outside, but it's all bubbling away inside, eating away at her. One day, they'll broadcast "Topsy and Tim's Mum Goes Postal". And it'll be the policeman asking Topsy, "Are you good at remembering? What sort of weapon was Mummy holding? The answer is behind Mr Nibbles..."

This is the funniest thing I have ever read on mumsnet hands down, without a doubt.

gottaloveascamhun · 18/11/2016 20:24

Agree with goldenbuzzer Grin

NunntheWiser · 18/11/2016 21:40

High praise! I assume you've read Penis Beaker?

(I bet Joy and nameless Dad have a penis beaker.)

peaceloveandbiscuits · 18/11/2016 21:43

Nameless Dad is called Brian, isn't he?

Octoberrat · 18/11/2016 21:49

Peaceloveandbiscuits Oh probably. He looks like a Brian.

WellieWanger · 18/11/2016 21:56

Mrs Topsy and Tims name is Joy.
Even her bloody name is happy.

WellieWanger · 18/11/2016 21:57

In other news, we know of a genuine Topsy