I'm being very unreasonable but

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I'm on a Facebook mum's group and people KEEP misspelling "choking" as "chocking". WHY?!?! This spelling mistake doesn't even make sense.

You get a whole post spelled completely correctly and then - "chocking/chocked/chock"

It's giving me the rage.

Jack-o-lantern is a regional thing. It isn't really used round here. That's why I'd prefer DD to say pumpkin.

Trickle treating

How can you get that wrong?! It makes no sense whatsoever. Do they not think about what's coming out of their mouth and how it fails to relate to the activity under discussion?

Gŕrrr! 'Shoking instead of shocking?' Why o why? And 'wiquid' instead of 'wicked'. Yep thats a real mistake!!!

Duz...

acatcalledjohn what the dickens is that thing mum duznt want?

It's a swissvoice epure cordless phone.

You aren't the only person to ask.

I know this may be a bit OTT, but the misplacing of the apostrophe in Hallowe'en is another one that annually enrages me.
Using the past form of a verb instead of the past participle in the perfect tense (I have sang, for example) throws me every time I see it.

I think Punkin is a black American alternative spelling / pronunciation

I think Punkin is a black American alternative spelling / pronunciation

Punkin was my 2 year old dc's pronounciation until he learned to say it properly....

Ha ha yes - my DS too

I've just seen another one- DH was pouring over the council website.

I felt sorry for the poor, wet computer!

Local selling page (again)
"I seen a chewawer runing lose. Anyone no who's it is?"

Them things.
Ill eagles (illegals)
Camel flarge.
Bottem shelf (this was on a school hand out)
And, seen in Asda yesterday ....

Camel flarge

CAMEL FLARGE????

OK, camel flarge on a par with gambolling addiction! This is so good! Thank you!

Per say.
ect.
People trying to be Shakespearean or something and writing "Me thinks" instead of "methinks".

I'm on a role! (Deliberate mistake, just in case you thought otherwise!)

"I seen a chewawer runing lose. Anyone no who's it is?"

Bloody Hell! SIX mistakes in ELEVEN words

Chewawer

Yep, as in 'he was wearing a camel flarge jacket'
I used to work in a call centre and we collected spelling mistakes - until The Management found out and we were beaten severely.
The only other gem that I can remember - 'Amber Lynn' - as in the second wife of Henry the eighth.

Amber Lynn, a very modern name for one of Henry VIII's wives - was it a child's mistake?

Camel Flarge wins the thread though.

WTF is a Flarge anyway???

Don't correct or question though as you sound like a massive patronising twat.

As long as it is a real error rather than an imagined one (split infinitives for example) I would much rather someone told me.

I thought tomorrow had 2 M's for years lol if only someone had pointed that one out. And I now work for a publisher

The brain is funny, though.
On another thread, at one point, as I was writing border control, I actually started writing boarder control. As I read it, I thought: how stupid, but did I also write boarder control on an earlier post (just a few minutes before)?
And I had.

Reading people's typos and spelling mistakes doesn't help. The errors become normal.

I've seen fopar on someone's Twitter before. Took me ages to figure out what they meant...... Embarrassing social mistake.