I'm being very unreasonable but

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I'm on a Facebook mum's group and people KEEP misspelling "choking" as "chocking". WHY?!?! This spelling mistake doesn't even make sense.

You get a whole post spelled completely correctly and then - "chocking/chocked/chock"

It's giving me the rage.

YES!! Finally.

The various misspellings of 'honey' really fuck me off, 'hunni' in particular. For fuck's sake, it's not even shortened, it's just spelled in a really irritating way. I had to go on at DH for MONTHS before he stopped using it, he insisted it was a colloquialism that was somehow more 'affectionate' than the proper spelling. I insisted he stop it before my own affection towards him was severely compromised!

Also, 'huni'. No. I always pronounce it 'hue-ni' in my head.

People that say "for shits and giggles" can get the fuck out of my life.

Asterix rather than asterisk (quite funny but accidentally!)

I used to say and write that all the time, until someone at work corrected me.

Unlike on here, I didn't immediately say "you are a filthy cunt-faced fascist bastard" - I took note, and was pleased that I wouldn't be getting it wrong in future.

An ex used to send cringey messages "I want to put my arms round your waste", "I want to kiss your waste"

I assume he meant waist, unless he was into some seriously gross sexual practices

SirRodneyEffing oh dear

SirRodney, an ex of mine got with a DP who used to type 'waste' too - she's a teacher!

YABU if it gives you that much rage, then bow out

No thanks lotta, I enjoy it.

I actually prefer "Hun" to "hon" even though I know it's totally wrong. "Hon" winds me up.

"Hunni" can fuck off though. I also hate it when random women on Facebook selling groups call me Hun, as in "how much do u want for it Hun xxx"

I don't display that much affection towards my best friends, let alone some random stranger on Facebook.

Hun does make me think of Attila though. Not a friendly sort of chap IIRC.

Urgh. Gets me too. One mum I know through school has a "gawjus" boy. He's gawjus this and gawjus that. It bugs the hell out of me.

I can't cope with insincere endearments at the best of times, but Hun gives me the rage

thetemptation, I have a neighbour called Attila - I'm always very careful not to address him as 'hun' in conversation

Lullaby23, I had to stop myself from tweeting a response about the poor teaching of languages in English schools to that one, as it was about something completely different. But it infuriated me.

My pet peeve is your and you're. If I defriended the number of people I see on FB writing your when it should be you're I'd have no friends left.

Oh and apostrophes! Pizza's! shudders

I just found another one.

Formular - for infant milk. My phone doesn't even know it. Who says formulaaaaah anyway?

Havent rtft so dont know if this has already been mentioned - every october people on my facebook start talking about carving "punkins" (pumpkins) gives me the absolute rage every time i see it!

PUNKINS?! What fresh hell????

I've just seen "chock" and "trickle treating" in the same Facebook post.

To think that I told DD not to call them jack-o'-lanterns as that is definitely caught from too much YouTube. She could have been calling them pumpkins.

Obviously autocorrected from punkins.

Round here they use why instead of while 😡😡😡😡

I thought that jack o'lanterns was a traditional term for pumpkins (or alternatively turnips or swedes) that had been hollowed and carved and turned into a Halloween lantern with a little candle?

I've just seen "dubble"!

As in: parked on dubble yellow lines.

Also: discusting.

A jack-o-lantern is the name for a carved out pumpkin with a candle inside.