To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

AGL

The Oxford English Dictionary definition of 'freshers week' :

An induction week at universities where new students are expected to (a) Lose their virginity. (b) Cry endlessly on the phone to their parents/carers. (c) Take mind altering substances and be found a month later wandering around in a field in, er, Denmark.

Fact.

Geek I'd be overjoyed to have that body. Definitely not fiona/shrek like.

I spent my freshers week getting take away, realising we were out on oldies night and playing drunk twister. It was great!

helena While women are almost certainly in the majority on Mumsnet, I think anyone should be allowed to join, especially if they have helpful and considerate contributions to make.

My Fresher's week was possibly a little too refreshing!

Well A) and B) are out of the running

I was about to post 'good boy' but actually...

I was 19.

YY Jess I agree.

Nowhere in my entire five year posting history have i said men shouldnt use or contribute to MN.

Am I helpful and considerate?

And i havent said it in any PMs either. I have also not received nor replied to any posts from Seth at the time of writing this post.

I mean ive not recieved or replied to any PMS from Seth at the time of writing this post.

AGL, you are one of my favourite posters on here. (I mean the rest of MN, we are all awesome on here)

AGL as a substitute for be you can post manically on here, with lots of sad faces?

*B) - damn auto correct

AGL, you are one of my favourite posters on here. (I mean the rest of MN, we are all awesome on here)

Seconded

Who is starting the next thread?

awwww guyyyyyyyyyyys

What's going on?! Which one of you is sending PMs to DrSeth defending Portia's personal remarks? I thought this was over!

AGL can I be really cheeky? I'm very intrigued as to why you joined mn? Don't get me wrong I'm really glad you did, I'm just far too nosey. I generally assume people on mn join when they are either already parents or TTC.

All to think it's been 20 years since MY Freshers Fair.
Have fun, don't get too drunk and pay attention to how many societies you sign up for.

Hope they have dropped the 'Feel a Little Fresher' t shirts though...

jess who's said they are? I didn't even know what was going on last time

It would be nice if Portia sent me a PM.

Because DrSeth isn't the only one she's slagged off.

Jess, he messaged me to explain what was happening so I explained my view on it. I didn't defend what Portia said but I defended that she only had your best interests at heart because I genuinely believe that.

I have no idea who is sending PM's to who, what they are defending or why.

No change there then....