To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

He's 8 weeks yesterday. Ds already adores him and he's knackered Bertie out already! 2 walks a day but open to negotiation. Not looking forward to the whining tonight, bearing in mind I haven't been to bed yet

I've got a cage but I'm struggling with the idea...no idea why. OH is insistent he'll be using it.

geek what on earth made you do that?!

Thanks for all of the ideas. We are using a story telling scheme so no power points and no props.

Welcome Geek. Now that you're in, there is no escaping!

Doofus, keep putting nice things in the crate, to get dog used to it - my pup loves his and puts himself away when he's fed up of the DC. Pups crate is two sizes larger than reccomended for his breed though, so more of a play pen. Are you leaving pup downstairs over night? My pup is in my room at night and the only time he whined was when he needed to go out for a poo or wee.

Welcome geek

geek can you link your bikini post. We'll respond

Was scrolling through this thread on my phone at 5.30am but couldnt log in as still havent got the hang of the Android phone.

WTF Hope all is ok now with you all Jess Portia Seth etc.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack

Awesome thanks for the welcome! This is not the first place I've been a thread killer. It was about whether you are fat for certain sizes of clothing. I was just showing of the fact that even if I'm feeling slightly doughy right now my 5'2'' 68kg (10st 11lb) Body looks awesome!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2728942-to-ask-if-size-14-16-at-almost-58-is-fat?pg=4

Even if you where to spray me green I'd pass for Financial from Shrek

Geek, I'd love my body to look like yours in a bikini.

Fiona from Shrek even.

As for being invisible, bizarrely that isn't the case in real life I'm extremely recognizable, almost anti-plain but here I'm invisible. I gave up live role play sincr I seemed to turn invisible at fest events.
that and the camping

I'm either invisible or being attacked for some apparent MN sin...

Being your not invisible

But i know the feeling!!

Being what do you mean re. bikini comment.

You are gorgeous.

I've been on FB. The Labour MP for Hayle has been suspended - he compared Corbyn supporters to 'Nazi Stormtroopers', in an article published in a Well Known Newspaper.

Facebook is duly responding...

JESS

Thank you Helena but I feel horrendously fat right now. Need to do the deed exercise more often!

Can it be true?

It is true!!!! Jess, I've missed you! Don't you ever leave us again! AGL, do your until she promises to always stay!

Why the name change?

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I now weigh under nine stone for the first time in a decade. Which should be great, if my diet wasn't so... disorganised.

Where's the quinoa?

Solidarity, AGL!

Murder She Wrote.

You're going to uni in a few days...

Then YOU will leave US....