To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

Just one day I'll be woken naturally.

Not by bastard dog

And not by selfish children

Today is not that day.

Today is gunna be a bad day

But the sun is out so I can do some washing every cloud an all that

Ah xmas Your mantra on being woken up reminds me of a postcard I had at uni which said:
Grey knickers. Grey knickers. Grey knickers. One day I will wake up to a gleaming drawer of WHITE knickers and it will seem NORMAL! < I was very bad at separating white and black wash in those days....

AGL I laugh but my kid's old teacher used to call her an Inselaffe in class

Morning all.

Morning. ?

If you are putting washing out, Xmas, beware of wasps because that's how Vanilla got stung a few days ago. I did the same thing once - just put my hand on one that was lying in wait under the washing line, and ouch! Swollen hand and agony for days!

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Do you know, Xmas, I feel a very special bond with you on this thread as we are the only two who a) call a scon a scon and b) put the cream on first? We are the only two who have it right.

Gorgeous little puppy, by the way, Doofus!

If you're going to be so insulting about Scones, better, I'm off to bed.

I'll see you on the next thread, probably.

Better, you said right when you really meant wrong!

Yes, AGL! New thread coming up shortly, I should think...!

Hooray - scone fight! We've never had one this early before!

That was a very apt meme, jet! You have a definite talent for picking appropriate memes. Also, for picking beautiful dresses!

Just gonna leave these here...

Did you make any use of your fiance's new purchase last night, Bing? Or are you keeping them for Christmas?

Oh, and as for your pie chart - damned lies and statistics!

Well, attempted to. 😂 The Velcro wasn't very strong and was definitely only designed for a woman. DP could easily pull his arms out and the feet ones barely did up.

Love it, Being!!!!

Will someone please remind me to ask Doofus about getting a Jack Russell? I'm desperate for one, but everyone keeps trying to talk me out of it. We want to the dog rescue place to get one and the lady said "You don't want a Jack Russell, you want a LURCHER" which is about 400 sizes bigger.

xmasfairy What time were you so rudely awakened? My kids always, always, had to be dragged out of bed during the week to go to school, then on Sundays they were always up at 7 am.

Being couldn't he. ... err...... borrow...... err..... work ones? ???

Good Morning,
Scons are jam first !!
Let us not forget the date and remember.

I'm just out of bed so need a shower and some breakfast before going to church.

Being ha pink fluffy ones are best

Why thank you Better Its nice to feel appreciated