To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

Brings a whole new meaning to corpse bride

Aah thanks Prettybluedress glad I'm not the only one confused!

Glad to be of service with the dress pics

Anyone like a red one?

Oh ok Blue you did tell me I remember now.
Red Thats interesting I couldn't see Gran parting with it. It won the war with her

Jet that is gorgeous I love red

Night Blue

I may have to change my mind to this one...

These look like the dresses my DD was looking at for her Prom. Tres glam!

I love that one Jet but the bare shoulder is a no no for me as got battle scars

Something more like this for you then Portia?

Oh yes very nice Aidey would love that 💗

I like that one! I must go to bed. DS is going to a football party tomorrow so I must be ready to brave the mums.

Yes me to. I've got things planned he he
Night everyone

I'm on break, thought I'd catch up, found the thread in chaos....wtf happened?!

Anyway, just to bring it back to where it was, have a picture of Bertie

And now all we need is a repeat of Aidan's arse and we're home and dry 😂

Very cute pup there Doofus but don't tempt me please!!

Night all.

Night doofus hope your shift isnt too bad and Bertie is gorgeous

Awwwwww

Ahhh there we go, I can go back happy

Night all, sleep well.

God DP's a kinky git. He bought wrist and ankle restraints. 😂

Okay.Who can catch me up?
Why do you all have Xmas names?
(CrimboKimboSchmidtsSmile? KimmyLebkuchenSchmidtsSmile? KimmySchmidtsFakeChristmasSmile?)
Has Toadgirl come back?
Did OurFounder get over being taken to Doncaster?
Why is DrSeth having 250 fb friends goady? ( I am not on fb. I once was once upon a time. For a week. I had double figure "friends". I knew none of them and they all lived in Spain. True Story. ).
AGL are you still DDF on grindr and did you ever confirm that 696 was a lonely number?!
I like the red dress. And the puppy. And Aidan's arse.

Kimmy I got rid of grindr cause I acquired a stalkerish dude.

I vote "KimmySchmidtsSpekulazius"

Still no toadmum :(

I don't know what happened with DrSeth, hopefully it's all blown over.

Vanilla just about recovered.

And as for YOU, why are you on other threads but not this one?

Cos I just rock up late and still expect everyone to forgive my absence, like a diva.
Nah, I dip in and out of MN without much staying power. I like this thread very much but you guys fill a thread fast.
I was also trying to cut down this week so apart from a couple of posters I wanted to support, and the demise of Tayto (Taylor and Tom) and my Strictly obsession, I haven't been around that much. I like Spekulatius, thank you. But you know Lebkuchen Schmidt is a famous brand, right?

Tinsel monkey

Stalking wasn't your fault, don't apologize!