To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

After the DVD, that is.

Jess why is your ex in your bathroom ?? Bleach bleach bleach!
Better we managed to do some delegation and completed the cleaning. No guests have arrived as yet though, they've been given directions and asked to ring when they are changing from an A to a B road so I can go and give out keys. Just hope they do not all arrive at the same time!

Morning all!! Just got up and could do with some of portia's scones, woken up with a right hunger on.
DS is also throwing a strop because I won't give him my phone...I have created a monster

AGL don't waste your life being upset over the man. Honestly, I met my bio dad for the 1st time when I was 27. He spent the whole day remarking how he always thought I was the product of my mum 'slagging about' I offers a DNA but he wasn't interested. The really sad thing is that I look a lot like him, I don't look like any of my other family, and I'd never felt like I was a real member of my family as I was the only blondr/blue eyed person in my household. His loss, haven't seen him again. You sound very together and well rounded.

Portia you are just awesome..as are all the other peeps here, I feel at home here (nights aren't good for your emotions 😂😂)

Checking in. And back out.

Family meal tonight. Can't wait DP's family. Namely his DS is a right royal PITA

xmas did you just dis your DP 's child? How very dare you, don't you know that all step kids are heavenly and should be treated as such?!

Another night tonight then picking up the puppy in the morning

xmas sounds like a wonderful evening
doofus hang out of your window scon throwing nooooowwww.
I'm still waiting for 2 guests to arrive so bit fed up now
Gran has sodded off to the Ship, dd is snogging her bf while supposedly watching the imitation game. More like the irritation game.
Ah well could be worse I suppose

doofus I feel mean typing that name what puppy are you getting?

I'm sorry some of you have such crap parents.

His sister doofus. She's an utter nause.

His son is ok, just winds our DDs up.

Blue he's a Jack Russell and my ds has named his Bertie. Don't feel bad about the name thing, that's my ds's nick name, well doof is (since birth and a term of enderement rather that being an insult) anyone who knows me IRL is so going to know me on here, I've never met another Doof ha ha!

Thank you portia the scones were lovely.

My mum was just as bad as my bio dad, although she seems to have mellowed with age. Either that or I just don't have as much patience with her and don't put up with her shit so she no longer tries it on....who knows!

My little man and I have just been in the lido. Fucking freezing! But we DID HAVE SCONS. And we put the jam on first.

In the lido? Today? In this weather? ?
Jess you are seriously hard core!

DS was in a strop because we'd lied to him, apparently, by saying that IKEA would be fun.

I'm going to be baby faced forever!

Oh was it? I woke up feeling like I was suffocating because it's so bloody hot!! A dip in the lido is just what I needed at that point.

All bathed and preened...just need dinner and then I'm ready to ninja tonight!

vanilla do you not have blazing sunshine?? I can't move it's so hot!

Jess well we all know how scons should be eaten .
All the guests are in situ now, so hopefully they will have a nice break. Lovely couple thoght our scons were a nice gesture and were very happy with their welcome pack.
I was quite happy with the look of the male so batted my eyelashes a few times. He grinned, probably thought I was mad though!
If I hear anybloodyoneelse asks me if my name is deeemellllsssaaa I will scream !

Oh, and Jess - get the bleach & mould remover out. Sadly, that's the toxic black fungal stuff which can give you lung infections and kill Brittany Murphy & husband

It's sunny here! But am still freezing and shamelessly using DS as a human hot water bottle.

being. I have serious RBF. But I do look younger....

portia. Ooooooohhhhh, romance?! Your real name is far prettier....

Portia of course I have good taste (Just not much else!) We have been on holiday to Cornwall and visited Port Issac as my DH loves Dr Martin .
I sing in a small choir and we have sung a few shanties in the past, most recently 'Haul away Joe'. We used to have a shantymen group in the town where I live but I'm not sure if they are still going now. Gotta love a shanty!

Eeeez peeeeeeeezing down with rain here in the E Midlands.

vanilla. I just Googled that! Shite! (rushes to bathroom)

Me too Being BRF!!

There used to be a guy in the Co Op who would always say "Cheer up love, it might never happen".

One day, I snapped and said "It has. Lots of people have died". (which while dramatic, is not strictly untrue. Look at the cemeteries)

His face......

I feel so ill :

Apologies for not checking in sooner