To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

You have nothing to be sorry for Jess. Good for you

Im 43 and dont have any wrinkles yet and ppl usually think im younger.

I think because ive always gone for older men going for a younger one would mean a major shift in thinking for me.

In a way its that good old social conditioning again.

I'm 35 and 11/12ths think I look younger I dunnno. My pic is on here ixf you scroll back a few pages. Not bothered about age really but nobocdy illegal

I think i saw it Portia and you do.

I have no wrinkles

AGL wait until you're 35 and report back
Thanks Helena

Goodnight anyone sho is still uo. Need some sleep.

Scon run in the morning

Talking of younger men and older women Somethings Got To Give is on ITV3. I love the way Keanu Reeves character looks at Diane Keatons character in this.

God I'm so ready for this night to end want my bed!

DD who didn't miss a day of infants (school first!!!) has been a junior for 5 days and glands are up. Cough cough. Sore throat

Hang in there doofus. You're doing great!

(Couldn't write that it without sounding patronising, sorry!!)

What?!? I missed a PortiaPic? 😫😫

Oooh I LOVE that film Helena - I want Diane Keaton's house. I'm so sad that I've actually sky+d it so that I can go through each frame looking for styling tips.

AGL - I have two kids by two different men (2x2), Kate Winslett is 3 x3. School mum WAG is a 3x3 and there are also lots of other 2x2s that I know. The naice nuclear family is a bit of a minority thing these days.

My parents divorced when I was 3 and my mother stopped DF from seeing us. Then I found him by accident (shortish story, but too outing) - but during those years I felt that I didn't really know who I was.

I worry that my own DD feels the same so when we went through CAHMS (self-harming as a result of school bullies -nasty little bitches--) I asked her if she wanted to know anything about her father and she said she didn't.

AGL you're a fine young man. Come to Mother Hen for hug so that i can cluck about and fuss over bits of Nutella smears on your cheek.

3 or 4 pages ago - it's not too far back Being

Sighs, have to take DS to a drum lesson know. Then DD to IKEA. And my head hurts because I drank too much gin after the altercation with Post Office Bint yesterday. FML

Morning all. vanilla your poor DD. My niece is being bullied at the moment and sis is really struggling to get the bloody school to do something.

How's poor old doofus doing?

Morning all.

I can't find the portiapic either. Am so nosy.

Morning Hope you're all ok
Fuck my old boots today is an arse !!!!
As you lovely ladies know my Mum has holiday lets, and is on holiday herself. Gran and I have made a zillion scons which need creaming and delivering to said holiday lets as a welcome for new guests. Mum also has a cleaning person who is lovely BUT she isn't very well so guess who has to get cracking.
Obviously can't start until present guests have left. 10 am is requested get your arse out time so I'm off to do creaming

Any double entendres are completely intentional !.

Back later

I feel your pain, Portia! We were expecting relatives to come and stay in a few weeks' time but now their plans have changed and they're coming on Monday. Don't have time to buy a new house so will have to start scouring the one I've got. Don't think I'll be doing much MNing this weekend...! Send me some scons, please!

The portapic isn't just of her. It has AT at that event and other people in it.

Better watch out for a flying scon.
3 houses to clean Harumph
Jess Seek and ye shall find
doofus guessed me. I was in the West Briton but ya know famous slebs don't brag I am not woman taking selfie I'm standing behind a certain gentleman. 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

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That'll be why I couldn't find it then...

Anyhoo... How are we all?

portia. Aaaah! I feel strangely emotional. Pretty lady!