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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 19:56

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

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ItShouldHaveBeenJessmas · 09/09/2016 22:52

I don't know much about them, AGL. I'm sure they'd show a genetic connection?

PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 22:57

Oh crap AGL
Maybe there will be some student pastoral care at uni. I dunno but Jess is right.
We're not all " nuclear" families and we are in fact the Union of different kinds. Your Mum will love you
Plus no fucker is perfect you sound very grounded for your age.

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 22:59

Also a woman who is promiscuous is usually looking for love herself

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 23:02

Jess so you have his business number to do the business Yes?

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 23:06

I had to go to rehab as well but my Mum was able to look after dd.
I'm an addict to prescription meds. My own fault for shovelling them down my throat like sweets
Me perfect oh no no

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ItShouldHaveBeenJessmas · 09/09/2016 23:14

My ex thinks he knows my username.

And that I talk 'gobbledy-gook'.

You wanna have a chat, darling?

Let's do it. Right here.

AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 09/09/2016 23:14

Jess I was hoping it would show a genetic connection..

Portia She has 7 kids by either three or four men

AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 09/09/2016 23:19

I think you're pretty amazing Portia Flowers

Jess Let me at him Grin I'll give him the gay

ItShouldHaveBeenJessmas · 09/09/2016 23:23

I think it's all bluff and bluster.

As ever.

PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 23:23

Oh Jess gobbledegook is the new fuck you, you bastard !
Thanks AGL

Little pic

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HelenaDove · 09/09/2016 23:25

Portia In some cases yes but there are some women who are happy having emotionless sex and there is nothing wrong with that.

Me.......ive tried having casual sex and it just isnt for me. Im just not made that way. Either that or im too well socially conditioned.

Social conditioning comes into play a lot here IMO.

HelenaDove · 09/09/2016 23:26

Jess i hope hes not stalking you via these boards.

Xmasfairy86 · 09/09/2016 23:28

I'm all cheese, pate, meat, crudités, and wined out!!!

Back in bed with the bearded one.

Wedding venue viewing tomorrow!!

Flowers for those that need them
Wine and Cake for others

You all rock and I'm glad I found you all.... some have had more wine than others

PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 23:34

AGL Cant comment on 7 kids by different men. Clearly your Mum was unhappy or maybe unwell. I've slept with different men just cannot commit because of ex. Not sure I ever want another husband but I'm happy without the first one so who knows ?

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HelenaDove · 09/09/2016 23:36

For instance the clitoris is a sexual organ that exists for no other reason than to give pleasure.

Whereas a mans orgasm also serves the purpose of impregnation.

So surely at an evolutionary level the more promiscuous sex should be women but women have been discouraged from doing this at a social level for centuries so enabling the control of them by men hence the social conditioning.

PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 23:40

Helena I think hormones in contraceptives make us more receptive to just sex, but there's nothing like a cuddle.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJessmas · 09/09/2016 23:42

Helena Spot on, as ever.

Likewise the matching of 'sexual peaks' (and no, am not trying to justify Co Op Boy). Perfectly acceptable for older men with younger women, but not the other way around.

HelenaDove · 09/09/2016 23:43

A cuddle is nice sometimes too but ive learned to live without.

For many women hormonal contraceptives decrease the sex drive because its altering the bodys natural hormonal state.

PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 23:47

Yes the old double standard still exists
A womans a slut
A man's a stud.
I'll never forget reading on here a quote from a posters friend who was apparently gorgeous.
They go to a bar and mouthy guy said to gorgeous girl.
" I want to get in your knickers "
Her reply
" Dude I've got a cunt in my knickers I dont need another"

Give that girl the OBE brilliant!

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HelenaDove · 09/09/2016 23:48

Jess i would consider a younger man up to a point. Im 43 but would feel uncomfortable if he was under 37.

Portia I MAY live with someone again way in the future but i dont want to marry again.

HelenaDove · 09/09/2016 23:49

Portia Grin

HelenaDove · 09/09/2016 23:50

Apparently the sexual peak that is most compatible is that of an older woman and a younger man.

ItShouldHaveBeenJessmas · 09/09/2016 23:52

I'm 41 but I do look a bit younger so I reckon I could 'pull off' a thirty year old.

Sorry.

Had to be done (and he liked it)

PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 23:58

Yes Helena I wouldn't marry again. I worry that dd hasn't seen her Father but she doesn't seem bothered. She's too busy going out with her bf.
Still Im better off without ex. My house is mine so I can kick anyone out if they displease me.Grin That isnt a brag I inherited monies which helped me a lot but in the process I lost my Dad and Grandad

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AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 09/09/2016 23:59

I'm not sure I want to be married

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