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To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 19:56

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too
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VanillaSugarandChristmasSpice · 09/09/2016 21:55

Mens' nips. What is the point?

AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 09/09/2016 21:57

They help with the sex

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 21:57

According to some threads which I shall not mention certain men can lactate.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJessmas · 09/09/2016 21:58

vanilla My theory is that once upon a time, men could breastfeed. But as a species, they are so lazy, their bodies changed.

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 21:59

My dds father was too lazy to attend her birth.

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UmbongoUnchained · 09/09/2016 22:02

yeah Mila's father couln't even be bothered to send a birthday card this year. Oh well.

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 22:05

Dds father has been awol for 5 years.

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UmbongoUnchained · 09/09/2016 22:07

Crap isnt it? we haven't seen him for almost 2

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 22:09

Anyhooooow Jess whats with you eyelash fluttering this afternoon?

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 22:10

Yes Umbongo its crap they get away with shirking their responsibilities

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VanillaSugarandChristmasSpice · 09/09/2016 22:16

I was in labour for three days with DD. Dickhead exH went to a party in the middle of it, then complained that he was tired. ...

The midwife totally ignored him!

UmbongoUnchained · 09/09/2016 22:18

I'm debating on whether it will be less stressful for V to be outside when i give birth or in with me Grin

AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 09/09/2016 22:22

I don't know who my dad is :( the guy refuses to do DNA (which I suppose could be telling in itself)

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 22:22

Sounds comparable Vanilla My Mum was more help than ex but dd was born before Mum got to me.

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 22:24

AVG yes that is telling. Sad

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AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 09/09/2016 22:30

Mum says this guy's my dad

However when I was about 6 months some dude walked into social services and said he was my dad Confused

I bought a sibling DNA test but I don't know how to use it :(

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 22:34

AVG I don't know anything about dna tests but have you anyone that could help you? A key worker or someone ?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJessmas · 09/09/2016 22:38

portia That was Mike, my 'work advisor'.

At one point he leaned across his desk and said (re:looking for work) "I do realise how hard it is to find a position that is satisfying".

Game on. Got his number.

VanillaSugarandChristmasSpice · 09/09/2016 22:42

((Hug for AGL))

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 22:44

Oooooooo Jess That sounds promising 👍

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AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 09/09/2016 22:44

Not really since I turned 118 Portia :(

ItShouldHaveBeenJessmas · 09/09/2016 22:44

AGL As someone who almost lost my son to the care system, I want you to know that whoever your parents are, they are thinking of you. Some people are just not up to the job. I wasn't, for the first eight month's of my little boy's life. I'm sorry you're having to deal with this. My ex also grew up in care.

ItShouldHaveBeenJessmas · 09/09/2016 22:49

Not his number number - but I liked his style.

AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 09/09/2016 22:50

Thankyou Jess Flowers Although mum couldn't keep her legs shut, I THINK "C" is my brother, would a sibling DNA test show us if we're half siblings? Cause if it did, and it said we were full siblings, then I know who my dad is...

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 09/09/2016 22:51

Hug for AGL.

Nearly half way through already.