To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

Umbongo how many weeks are you?

26 but feel about 76. This baby is huge. And he's lying diagonally across me.

Cover yourself in cream Portia, put two sc-ohhhh-nes where your baps are, then jam for the nips and Aidey Babey can lick them off.

Fifty shades of Sc-ohhhhhhh-ne.

umbongo are you ok?

Try lying on your back with your bum against the wall and your feet in the air. That might move the baby.

I actually can't get up off the sofa and V isn't home till 10. Hope I don't need a wee

Ooooooo yummy Vanilla I so like a licked nip but tis not as nice as a licked ...............

40 minutes Umbongo hold on til 10 and a magnificent wee will make you feel better

Roll off the sofa into all fours, sit up, have a rest, then use the sofa to help you stand up. Ive never done that before

His head is actually in my ribcage. Im so making sure im induced as soon as is reasonably possible!!
Why would I, a 5ft woman have a baby with a 6ft 6 man.

Ewww.... nipple-sucking? Nope, never. Am very open minded and would do anything for love but I WON'T DO THAT...

Vanilla was that commeny directed at me and Aidey baby or uncomfy Umbongo
All fours sounds interesting

Jess I wouldn't with meatloaf either. With a gob like that he'd suck the buggers off !

Umbongo size doesn't matter
Seriously I hope baby moves and you get comfy soon

I just.... yuck. Especially if the guy looks you in the eye while doing it. Vom. Thoughts of breastfeeding and sex should never be confused.

Evening all, been busy all day today. But I'm back. What have you all been up to today? Hope you've all been good.

Mainly at Umbongo but Aidan might discover a new thing.

I don't like nipple sucking either Jess. I breastfed both my babies and I find it really creepy other than for breastfeeding.

Evening Red I've been shopping then helped make 120 scons and now nipple sucking is en vogue

We've been changing our names to a Christmas theme.

Red See I'm the other way round. It's the reason I can't breastfeed!

Vanilla he likds doggies!
I'm not adverse to a bit of nip suck but I didn't breastfeed. I had precious labour and went into shock then cried for my Mum and dd couldn't find my boobs

red Precisely. Gross.

Well I'm gonna cry now

portia I didn't like it before DS. And as for guys that tweak them as though they are trying to tune into Radio Four.....

Oh I remember my first tweak, it hurt so I did it back. He yelled. Big mamas boy